Free Shipping on orders over $50!

Sugar High

$9.99

A strong, independent skull that don't need no body.

 

-Glittery Yarn!  Because there's no such thing as too much bling.

-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.

-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*

-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)

-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.

-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

You might also like

Full Petal Jacket

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
The power of flower.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Big Booty

$9.99

$9.99
Usually comes in a big chest.  One Size Fits All: We've all got bones. They come in all shapes and sizes. That's why we made the Freaker to fit different things because we're not shapeist. That's a thing. Hashtag it. Made in North Carolina: We're pretty Osteologist call North Carolina "The Fibula of America." We don't know why and we didn't ask, so that's a fact now.Insulates: Freakers are well known devices that keep the cold of a frosty beverage from sinking deep into the bone.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Thank you for supporting Americans from sea to shining sea!

Bouquet

$9.99

$9.99
Merci bouquet.   One Size Fits All: Fits over bottle shapes as diverse as the types of flowers the earth provides.Made in North Carolina: If you hold this one to your nose after a warm spring shower, it will smell just like a Freaker is supposed to smell like.Multi-purpose: We've put these bottle sleeves on vases to compliment and contrast the flowers that are in there and they look pretty dope.Machine Washable: You take care of your bottle covers and they will take care of you.American Jobs: Believe it or not, the majority of flowers you buy in stores are imported from countries other than America. Not these flowers. These flowers are stitched right here in America, so thank you for supporting local flower designs.  

Sorry, Mom

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!