The Drinkin' Bros Podcast Socks
$15.99 $5.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable!
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
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Drinkin' Bros Podcast 6 PACK!
$49.95 $24.99
6-PACK INCLUDES:
Drinkin' Bros Podcast Freaker
Vandenham Freaker
Bitch I Operate Freaker
Instructor Earl Freaker
Jarred Taylor Freaker
MYSTERY Freaker
One Size Fits All: Looks particularly good when directly applied to bottles pulled from the fridge.Made in North Carolina: If you search "North Carolina Facts" and click on the first link, they twice list that Babe Ruth hit is first home run here. That's gotta make it true, right?Insulates: This thing keeps your drink cold and your hand dry like nothing else in the world.Machine Washable: Wash all your parts with like colors.American Jobs: Thank you kindly for your support!
The Donald Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Jarred Taylor
$9.99 $2.99
One Size Fits All: That face... it says it all.Made in North Carolina: We don't know what a Tar Heel is, but it's running around right now making this thing just for you.Insulates: If you like cold beverages, this Freaker will help keep it that way. Machine Washable: We recommend throwing Jarred in with the "Delicates".American Jobs: God Bless America. Thank you for buying local. It makes a huge difference.
Caticorn Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Bonnie
$9.99
Freak your partner in wine.
One Size Fits All: No need to resize this fine diamond pattern. It fits over wine, beer, and whiskey bottles.Made in North Carolina: We said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!Protects: Putting this Freaker on your bottles let's the world know you have someone who loves you. We do!!!Launderable: Unlike that stunning dress, this thing can handle the regular wash cycle.American Jobs: The best part about this. You don't need three months salary to afford it!
Clyde
$9.99
Freak your partner in wine.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Dank Nugs Socks
$15.99
We hate to be blunt, but these socks are dank.
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Chile Nelson
$9.99
Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Baberaham Lincoln Socks
$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS!
One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty.
Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out.
What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of.
American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.
Bitch Please
$9.99
The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian!
One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes.
Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch.
Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You
Buddy
$11.99
"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear."
One Size Fits All: Will fit all human sized bottles.Made in North Carolina: Wilmington is located 3,860mi from the North Pole, as the Reindeer flies.Insulates: On your trip through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, this will help keep your hot chocolate "melt-the-marshmallows" hot.Machine Washable: Fun Fact: Elf-sized washing machines can hold up to three Freakers.American Jobs: While they are inspired by the hard-working elves in the North Pole, these ones are made by the finest folks in the U.S.A.
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Bunny Ralphie
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"That is the most precious thing I've ever seen in my life." / "He looks like a pink nightmare."
One Size Fits All: You tell this Freaker to go upstairs right now and try this present over every size bottle you can find!Made in North Carolina: The good people of North Carolina went through all this trouble to make it for you!Insulates: Every drink you have will be happy to be wearing this.Machine Washable: A trip through the wash and this will stay fluffy and clean for when Aunt Clara visits.American Jobs: Original American holiday movie designs? Check. Another year working at a Feakin' great American company? Check. Now go get some eggnog!
A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. (s18)
Leg Lamp
$11.99
"Frag-i-lé.... it must be Italian!"
One Size Fits All: If you're the smartest guy in your neighborhood, you know how versatile this bottle sweater REALLY is.Made in North Carolina: Honey, what is this North Carolina place?Insulates: Impossible to shoot your eye out with this Freaker. It goes on your favorite drink container. Machine Washable: Throw this guy in the washing machine, that's the metal box closest to the furnace, with a regular load of laundry.American Jobs: Buying this for you or your loved one supports a local business. Thank you.
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Hi Sexy Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!