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Vandenham

$9.99 $2.99

One Size Fits All: Definitely fits over a bottle of whiskey.

Made in North Carolina: We have the most textile mills in America. We know what we're doing down here. 

Insulates: Protects your entire unit, of bottles, when a soldier comes home.

Machine Washable: You every try washing a traditional can cooler? That's why we made these.

American Jobs: Thank you for supporting us! We can't do what we love to do without you.

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The Drinkin' Bros Podcast Socks

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Owl night long! (owl night) One Size Fits All: It adjusts to your needs. Made in North Carolina: Where we've given owls x-ray vision in a series of terrible science experiments gone way, way wrong. Insulates: Adds a layer of protection as well. Machine Washable: Do owls even take baths? American Jobs: Where the Hooters are hot!

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It was all that Dan Marino's fault.  Everyone knows that. One Size Fits All: And makes it look like a football and make every one at the bar jealous. Made in North Carolina: Where we know two things. 1. Football and 2. Beating Beverage Sweat. Insulates: Layers of protection provided. Machine Washable: Throw it in the wash with your game day gear to keep it fresh. American Jobs: Where real football is played.

Bear Meets World

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Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya! One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug. Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief. Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing. Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle. American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.

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I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no stuffing. One Size Fits All: 12oz bottle. 16oz can. 18oz can bottle. 24oz can. 40oz bottle. Whatever you're about to pound down on while grubbin' up. Made in North Carolina: We asked our medium to channel Mary Brewster, who was at the first Thanksgiving and she said the yam bake served at that first meal was imported from North Carolina. That's according to our medium, anyway. Destroys Bottle Sweat: No coasters necessary. Dry handshakes in abundance. Machine Washable: Keep it clean. American Jobs: We woke up in FEAST MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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