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Vandenham

$9.99 $2.99

One Size Fits All: Definitely fits over a bottle of whiskey.

Made in North Carolina: We have the most textile mills in America. We know what we're doing down here. 

Insulates: Protects your entire unit, of bottles, when a soldier comes home.

Machine Washable: You every try washing a traditional can cooler? That's why we made these.

American Jobs: Thank you for supporting us! We can't do what we love to do without you.

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