Freaker Friday: The Hooky!

Posted by Freaker USA on October 24, 2014

Slogans are highly under-appreciated. Slogans are one-liners with a purpose. A motto that sells you. A proverb that doesn't say anything important. A jingle that doesn't give away your karaoke handicap.

Today we're celebrating the simple beauty of these weirdo catchphrases and we're inviting you to the word party.

Slogan of the day: We did it all for The Hooky.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring The Hooky keychains!

"Solid. Simple. Spinny." is The Hooky's winning slogan. The Hooky is an "unobtrusive, lightweight keychain that can easily but securely hook onto belt loops and straps." Are you a serial key-loser? Not anymore, Buster.

Aluminum, functional, clean... and perfectly designed to spin on your finger, so you can silently and successfully give the hint that you are ready to leave that Friday afternoon board meeting.

Nick and Dave, two North Carolina all-stars, are smack-dab in the middle of a Kickstarter campaign to get this baby off the ground, so each winner will be getting a product so exclusive that nobody else has one yet - even the people that have paid for it.

Each winner gets a Hooky and a Poli Sci-Fi Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER:Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a comment with your personal slogan for a chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Freaktailers USA!

Posted by Freaker USA on October 22, 2014

Do you love Freakers, but exclusively "buy local"? Awesome and awesome. 

Support your local freaktailer!! Check out our FIND page to high-five yours! 

(Photo via @nashville_photog!)

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New Freaker: Poli Sci-Fi!

Posted by Freaker USA on October 21, 2014

Love them, hate them, or megh them - politics are weird. They're super weird. Undeniably weird.

The only thing weirder than our modern political system is our modern political system SECRETLY RUN BY SHAPE-SHIFTING ALIEN LIZARD OVERLORDS.

Fact: 4% of Americans (12 million people) believe that underneath those perfectly gelled hairdos, politicians are actually Reptilian tyrants from another planet.

... And that is a fact to celebrate. Tell your political junkies, lawyer friends, and debate drinking-buddies the good news.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Poli Sci-Fi!

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Dollbaby CreepFreakazoids

Posted by Freaker USA on October 20, 2014

Freak everyone. Freak everything. You think this is a game? This is not a game. This is The Game. 

Happy Monday, little chickies!

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