Freaker Friday: Bird + Beau!

Posted by Freaker USA on March 27, 2015

Our little company is headquartered in a quaint town on the coast of North Carolina. This week, we forced the entire office to take a vacation in the mountains on the other side of the state. (Oh, uh, sorry if customer service has been a little slow this week. 100% our bad.)

The serenity of the Blue Ridge Mountains has been a good reminder of some easily-forgotten life lessons: Nature is awesome. Friends are important. It's good to shut up sometimes.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 8 care packages this week featuring cork gem wine stoppers from Bird + Beau!

Kristin Austin is a true maker. She creates little emblems filled with charm that will make even the coldest of hearts hear the birds chirping. Even though Bird + Beau is primarily a jewelry company, Kristin makes gifts that add spunk to any situation. We're excited to announce that this week's Freaker Friday is the debut of her newest creation - recycled cork gem nugget wine stoppers! Hand cut and painted, Bird + Beau have out-cuted the cutest of the cutes with this one.

Each winner also gets a Clyde Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comment section what always makes you put a cork in it. (Feel free to interpret that whichever way you'd like!)

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Sign Pheld

Posted by Freaker USA on March 25, 2015
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Seize the Hump Day

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Bonnie & Clyde

Posted by Freaker USA on March 24, 2015

Spring is here, the birds and the bees are buzz buzz buzzing around, and wedding season is coming on strong! Whether you're tying a knot, tying THE knot, or simply crashing a party, you should come prepared to freak your partner in wine.

Oh! And if you're interested in wedding / special-event pricing, give us a holler at and somebody will ring your bell shortly!

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the most romancy (or "romantic" ...whatever.) members of the Freaker Family... Bonnie & Clyde!

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Monday Revival

Posted by Freaker USA on March 23, 2015

Congratuations! You got through Monday. Here's some solid proof that dreams come true.

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