Dollbaby CreepFreakazoids

Posted by Freaker USA on October 20, 2014

Freak everyone. Freak everything. You think this is a game? This is not a game. This is The Game. 

Happy Monday, little chickies!

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Freaker Friday: Wintercheck Factory!

Posted by Freaker USA on October 17, 2014

Let's all take a moment to appreciate where we are. We are smack-dab in the middle of the most magical season known to mankind. Autumn has something special for everyone. Live in the North East? Your foliage situation is delightful! Are you in the habit of paying your electric bill? Fall gives you a sigh of relief. Soup. Sweaters. Pies. Pumpkin Spice Lattes. (You know who you are.)

The wonders of autumn are never-ending, but today we want to add something new and indispensable to your list. Totescarves. You're welcome.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring totescarves from Wintercheck Factory.

You heard me right. A tote that's actually a scarf. To the untrained eye, it's a traditional scarf. To the autumn professional, you can find perfectly sized (and zipped!) pockets to keep your valuables close when the temperature starts to drop.

Winterheck Factory is a design and manufacturing studio in Brooklyn. What started with furniture evolved into so much more and now Wintercheck makes a variety of quality life-goods (sometimes with a little help from domestic-sourcing friends!) from oak lounge chairs to classic bathing suits to utility shower curtains to totescarves. Totescarfs. TOTESCARVES. We will never not be floored by the brilliance of totescarves.

Each winner gets a totescarf and a Sizzurp Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your favorite quirk of autumn with the hashtag #Freakercheck for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Dingo Ringo

Posted by Freaker USA on October 16, 2014

The dapper dingo and his beloved Freaker! 

Portrait of Watson (the lovechild of our Alisha and Dallas) courtesy of the ever talented Robert Bobby Art

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Nourish NC!

Posted by Freaker USA on October 15, 2014

Teacher School Freaker
Do you like feeding hungry school children? TRICK QUESTION! Of course you do. Nourish NC! is here to make your wishful nutrition giving a reality.

Specialty Freakers are now available at Edge of Urge and 100% of the proceeds goes to Nourish NC's backpack program! Saving the world, one apple at a time.

Get that special educational philanthropist in your life a Nourish Freaker here!!

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