New Freaker: Mummy Issues!

Posted by Freaker USA on October 06, 2015

Do you feel abandoned when you hear updated reports on King Tut? Did you use all of your vacation days to go to Pompeii this year? How many wrap battles have you entered? Empty rest syndrome? Do you find yourself seeking eternal approval from Brendan Frasier?

Aaah, yes. You, dear, have a classic case of Mummy Issues. 

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Mummy Issues!

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Freaker Friday: The Nomad!

Posted by Freaker USA on October 02, 2015


Summer travels have a tendency to take you to the strangest places when you least expect it. This summer, we unsuspectingly found ourselves snuggling with bison on a train, accidentally raving in the redwood forest, and decapitating part of our boxtruck under a bridge in Kansas City.

Maybe the most surprising part about our summer of living in a boxtruck was that no one was arrested for indecent exposure while changing in public. It's not a terrible idea to learn from our mistakes. We're here to help:

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring the only towel an adventurer needs - The Nomad! The Nomad is a multifunctional adventure towel. Wear it as a hoodie, lay it down as your towel, or toss it on while you change underneath!

The Nomad is currently in the middle of a Kickstarter campaign in a pursuit to become the first changing towel that' are 100% grown, sewn, and printed in the USA!

Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us the strangest place your summer travels took you with the hashtag #FreakerNomad for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Love Gloves

Posted by Freaker USA on October 01, 2015

Who said romance is dead? 

UPDATE: As it turns out, he later proposed with a "real" thing while skydiving. Congratulations, little birds! 

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They're Baaaaaack!

Posted by Freaker USA on September 29, 2015


Do you ever get hit with a case of nostalgia? Memories pop up out of the darkness and suckerpunch you right in the nose? We feel your pain - which is why we're taking a stroll down memory lane today and re-releasing some classics!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the stage 5 previously discontinued Freakers...

The Dude - he imbibes.

Puffy - asking you kindly to puff puff and not pass him up.

Arnold - here to make sure you're ready for the next installation of Predator.

Polka Dance - hits the spot. Har har har.

Wise Guy - for the goodgals... and goodfellas.

We've also added two new midcountry icons to our Greetings From Line. Give a warm welcome to Wayward Son and Gold Digger!

That's all, folks.

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