Posted by Freaker USA on June 18, 2013
We have important news, so we'll put it in bullet points, to signify its importance:
- Our team mascot, Mister Pete, has been afflicted with a hotspot on his butt.
- Like any loving family would do, we made him into a donut.
- There is a secret mini-line of 8 new Freakers
- You can have them, for free, by helping us laugh at Pete, who is now a donut!
That's right, folks! We're hosting another Facebook giveaway contest!!
Pete's donut has given him a new sense of confidence, and his bossiness is getting out of control. Submit a photo (tweet it at us, instagram us, post it to our Facebook wall, email it, whatever!) of what you think Pete is yelling at. We'll use computer-magic to make it into a DONUT meme and put it in our special Facebook album. Whoever photo gets the most "likes" wins all 8 new secret Freakers!!!
DONUT disturb, DONUT enter, DONUT start forest fires, and please, whatever you do… DONUT do that.
Winner(s?) announced in 2 weeks! Go team-meme!
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Posted by Freaker USA on June 14, 2013
Let's role play.
Not in the dirty-way, but in the dirty-rap-way. Imagine that you are in a rap group called Jelly Jam Cake. Your fans don't only want the freshest tunes, they want the most delicious. To make make it in this game, your cake-mix will knead to rise to the occasion(Baking pun for the win!).
WHAT YOU'RE WINNING THIS WEEK: We have 3 pairs of Jamboo headphones! Jamboo is a California based company that, much like us, recently got their launch on Kickstarter! The cords are threaded with yarns so your headphones won't tangle and the earbuds are made of bamboo, so you can pretend to be a panda. A rapper panda. Each winner gets a Vanilla Ice-ing Freaker too! (Total Retail Value: $40)
HOW TO ENTER: Go to Vanilla Ice-Ing's product page and let us know in the comment section what sort of artistic musings we'll be able to find on the upcoming album from your fake rap-group "Jelly Jam Cake!" Title tracks, lyrics, album name, liner notes, anything goes!
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Posted by Freaker USA on June 11, 2013
Hey! You! Remember that time you were conceived? Me too.
Of course your mother played "kangaroo" with you for a couple months, and she's made sure that you'll never forget that fact - but there was another party involved in the whole "making you" process. This Sunday, it's your duty to thank your dad for that.
Is there a better way to say "thank you for freaking, Dad" than freaking your Dad? We thinks not.
Daddy Day Freaker Sale! From now until the 16th, save $2 on select styles for the pops!
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Posted by Freaker USA on June 10, 2013
All event photos are by Justin Mitchener except for this one which was the result of "Lauren creepin' with an iPhone."
Yesterday, Wilmington celebrated one of it's special traditions: Taking your family to a park & getting sloshed while dancing around to an eccentric man with a microphone and a mustache. Donavon Frankenreiter strikes again! This time, the concert was held at Battleship Park - yes! there is a real battleship there! BAM BAM BAM! - and the Freaker Boxtruck decided to show facial-hair-solidarity!
Let's all relive 12-hours ago with photos from Justin Mitchener and his brand-new camera! (Yeeeeeeee, speaking of, photos of the robbery-benefit concert will be here soon! Thank you again! You're the best! The whole lot of yews!)
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