Reach for the stars, kids.

Posted by Freaker USA on January 28, 2015
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Freaker Friday: Righteous Felon!

Posted by Freaker USA on January 30, 2015


Let's be honest. Sometimes you find yourself rooting for the bad guy.

Don't be ashamed. Even Obama admitted that Omar was the best character in The Wire. How many of you secretly wanted Walter White and Gus to drop the beef and become best friends for Team Awesome? FACT: Nobody watches Hannibal because they like Clarice.

Frank Underwood. Dr. Evil. Mugato. Danny Trejo playing Danny Trejo. The shark that played Jaws. The asteroid in Armageddon. Ernie McKracken, anyone?

Sometimes it feels good to be bad. Sometimes it smells good. And every now and then, it sure as hell tastes good.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 10 care packages to give away this week featuring gourmet beef jerky from Righteous Felon Jerky Cartel!

There are four scandelous flavors of jerky - Victorious B.I.G., Che-Potlé Guevara, O.G. Hickory, and our office favorite, Habanero Escobar.

Handmade in small batches, Righteous Felon exclusively uses quality natural ingredients and Black Angus Beef without the hormones, antibiotics, or preservatives you tend to find in mass produced snacks.

They also donate a portion of all sales to The Innocence Project, which is a non-profit "national litigation and public policy organization dedicated to exonerating wrongfully convicted individuals through the use of DNA testing and reforming the criminal justice system to prevent future injustice."

Righteous, indeed.

Each winner gets 2 packs of Righteous Felon jerky and a Freaker of your choice!

HOW TO ENTER: It's a two-fer today!

Get on Facebook, share our Kickstarter link, then find this graphic and leave us a photo comment with your favorite villain for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Feety Pablo!

Posted by Freaker USA on January 28, 2015
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Conventional wisdom: Home is where the heart is. There's no place like home. Make yourself at home. Your home is your castle. Home is where the wifi automatically connects.

2015 wisdom: Home is also on your feet.

Show your home the love and affection it deserves. We've made a Freaker Feet style for every state flag in the union! Check out the Greetings From line to get a sneak peek of your state's design. Spoiler alert: state flags are weird and wonderful!

We can't wait to freak your feet! Happy Wednesday!

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New Freaker: Love Stinks!!

Posted by Freaker USA on January 27, 2015

Last week we released Love Glove for the heart-loving, sweet-talking, cheerful optimists. We here at Freaker USA believe in equal opportunity though, so today we're pampering the cynics.

You know who you are. You've declared war on mid-February. Your official Valentine's date is Charles Bukowski. You're going to Rascal Town. In a tub of whiskey. To watch Die Hard marathons. And it's going to be awesome.

This one is for you, tiger. It's a big heart pooping little hearts. True romance, y'all.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Love Stinks!

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