Flirty Birds!

Posted by Freaker USA on July 07, 2015

Once upon a time, a wise sensei (Nelly) enlightened us all with the words "shake ya tailfeather." Today we act on his advice. We'd like to take this moment and shake our proverbial tailfeathers in your general direction.

Here's a wink for your drink!

Ladies & gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Flirty Birds!

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Freaker Friday: 1776 co.!

Posted by Alisha Payne on July 03, 2015

America’s birthday is tomorrow - how are you going to celebrate? Are you entering a hot-dog eating contest dressed like George Washington and/or Ru Paul? Are you screening a Vin Diesel marathon? (For real though, xXx is one of the most patriotic movies ever made.) Are you blowing things up and howling at the moon for freedom?

We’re driving to the Grand Canyon to play with donkeys. Greetings from the road! We love you, America.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring 1776 co.! The team over at 1776 co. has one mission: to handmake quality products with an everyday function here in the USA. Their flagship product, the Leather Whiskey Flask, comes in gift packaging, complete with wooden tags and a stamp of certified badassery.

Three winners will get a Baberaham Lincoln and a leather flask from 1776. The other two will be getting 6 Freakers of their choice!

HOW TO ENTER: We want to see just how American America can get. Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and show us in the comments the most American thing you’ve seen for your chance to win.

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Let's Throw You A Party! (For real.)

Posted by Alisha Payne on July 01, 2015

It’s that time of year where we pack up our neon party-house transforming boxtruck, drive across the country, and break bread with old friends and new in this beautiful country we call home. This time, we’re bringing one of our all-time good-time favorite bands, Harmonica Lewinski on the road with us!

We'll be leaving Vegas on August 20th, and driving into Orlando on September 5th. The path in between is our playground. Let’s get you in on this fun.

Do you have an art collective that throws costume parties just because they can? Are you known for your colorful backyard parties? Do you own a llama farm with a play pit? Do you know of a cool bar with a banging’ outdoor area for a boxtruck and surf-rock excellency? Is it your birthday? Is it your unbirthday? Are you just looking for an excuse to celebrate? Game on.

Tentatively, we’re hitting Oklahoma, Texas, and the deepest dirtiest south until we get to Orlando.

If you can bring the people, we can bring the freak.

Email with your event ideas / suggestions / hopes and dreams!

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Free for Freedom sale!

Posted by Freaker USA on July 01, 2015

Freedom isn't free, but today the opposite is true. Free for freedom!

From now until July 5th, for every 3 Freakers you buy, we'll be throwing in a free Murkah Freaker!

Our dear Murkah is a patriotic gem that you can only get your paws on through special occasions like this one. Home of the brave. Land of the freaks.

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