New Freaker: Ghost-Face!

Posted by Freaker USA on September 16, 2014
One Christmas Sweater to cream them all by Shredder's Apparel!

What's destroying the youth of America today? Rap music and video games? Oh. Booooooring.

We've been using that excuse for over 20 years. That argument is older than Justin Bieber. Older than the tv show "Friends." IT'S OLDER THAN THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

If we had followed the dictates of Wu Tang, we would all be chugging heavy cream and recreationally wearing neck braces for added protection.

And video games? Well. A wise sensei named The Internet once said "If Pac-Man had effected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repeditive electronic music." Chew on that, naysayers.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Ghost-Face!!

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Craft Brew Zoo!!

Posted by Freaker USA on September 15, 2014

Our friends at Sun King Brewing sent us a care package. Let me confirm: when a brewery sends you a package, yes, it IS full of beer. The Sun King package puts one more reason on the list of why craft breweries are actually angels. ANGELS. Thanks, friends!!

If you want to freak your brewery, we're here for moral support. Really. Just let it out. Come to papa. We love you.

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Freaker Friday: NC Made!

Posted by Freaker USA on September 12, 2014

Special treats can make or break any day.

Unexpectedly fired? Have a locally-sourced popsicle!

Wife left you? Eat a repurposed pickle!

It's Monday? Secret Mimosas! (Only use organic orange juice hand-squeezed with organic hands, of course.)

The best part about special treats is that they're completely different depending on where you are. If you order "special treat" in Maryland, you might get a pet crab, whereas Chino might give you a knuckle sandwich. We, however, we'll give you a grilled cheese and a Freaker Friday.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring foodie treats curated by NC Made! NC Made is a small team of taste-testing enthusiasts that run a gourmet gift-box operation for specialty foods handcrafted in North Carolina! They travel the state tasting the handcrafted specialties of each region, then curating the best of the best into gift boxes for the world to drool over... AKA your new dream job.

Each winner will get to choose from blister-fried peanuts (an eastern NC recipe!) or pickles from "an award-winning producer in western NC transforming their local bounty into the best pickles you'll ever eat." They also gets a Cackalacky Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram & show us your special sauce (interpret that however you'd like!) with the hashtag #freakermade for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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FairWeather Fan Sale!

Posted by Freaker USA on September 11, 2014

We all have a fairweather fan friend. They scream at all the wrong moments, root for the team that’s making the most “goals” and booooooooo die-die-die whatever team had the most recent scandal on TMZ. And that’s fine. Fairweather fans are people too.

Just because they can’t settle down with one team doesn’t mean you can’t invite them to your football parties! I mean... They usually bring nachos. And nachos are important. 

From now until Sunday night, for every 5 Jock Itch (go team!) you buy, we’re throwing in a free Laces Out (unaffiliated football!) for your fair-weather fan friend, so they can play along with whichever team they like that day! Because this is 2014 and they have football-party rights too, dammit.

(Note: Each Laces Out will be added in manually! Even though they be on your order confirmation, they will absolutely be in your care package!)

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