Freaker Friday: Bulls Bay Saltworks

Posted by Freaker USA on November 21, 2014

Thanksgiving is next week! Have you already prepared your stomach's battalion for 3 servings of crazy uncle, 2 parts premature Christmas music, and 1 endless feast? No? That's okay. We're here to help sprinkle a little magic on your holiday.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have five care packages this week featuring the brilliance of Bulls Bay Saltworks!

Rustin & Teresa Goodin are Carolinian heroes. If you've ever had the honor of visiting Charleston, you know that there is a distinctive taste, not only in the food - but also in the air. And it is delicious. Bulls Bay Saltworks figured out a sustainable way to bottle it up and sell it. This is good. This is very good. Rustin & Teresa hand-harvest their line of gourmet salts in South Carolina's Cape Romain National Wildlife Refuge - one of the healthiest saltwater ecosystems in the country!

"We are passionate about offering a domestic sea salt sourced from the cleanest resources possible while maintaining a minimal carbon footprint. Our exclusive line of products are hand harvested in small batches and evaporated using solar energy."

You win, Bulls Bay. You win.

Each winner gets a gift package with Smoked Sea Salt, Carolina Sea Salt, and a Forrest Dump Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments section what you plan to harvest this holiday season. It can be photo or text, real or make-believe!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Wild Wild West

Posted by Freaker USA on November 19, 2014

Wikki wikki wiki wild wiki wild wiki Wild Wild West. Jim West. Desperado. Rough rider. No you don't want nada. 

You know what I'm talking about. Got that Big Willie Style. 

(Okay, so, technically Wild Wild West was on WILLENIUM, but anybody that would get mad over Will Smith Discography is automatically a new best friend in our books.) 

Get your own Big Willie style here

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New Freaker: Forrest Dump!

Posted by Freaker USA on November 18, 2014

My name’s Forrest Dump. People call me Forrest Dump.

Life is like a box of chocolates ...scattered about in a field of flowers. You never know what you might step in.

Poo skid is as poo skid does.

Me and Jenny goes together like foxes and ferrets.

Funnnnn, Forrest, FUN!

Ahem... Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Forrest Dump!

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Freaker Friday: The Home T!

Posted by Freaker USA on November 14, 2014

This week we celebrated Veteran's Day by releasing a Freaker for every state, with the exception of Iowa and Nebraska, who were assigned the same design. And let me tell you:

Hell hath no fury like an Iowan sharing a corn husk Freaker with Nebraska.

So here is our public service announcement: You win, Iowa. Not only do you have an amazing Iowa Freaker on the way, but rest easy tonight knowing that your Iowan kinfolk are fighting for your Freaker rights like Canada is about to invade.

There's no place like home, dingdongs. And also Iowa.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have five care packages this week featuring gift codes for The Home T!

Once upon a time, a southerner moved to New York City. The lack of rocking chairs, BBQ, and southern twang left a hole in his heart in the exact shape of North Carolina, and thus The Home T was born.

Softer than soft and made proudly in the USA, The Home T has a shirt for all 50 states (yes, even Iowa) because no matter where your home is, there's no place like it.

Each winner gets a $30 gift certificate for a Home T and a state Freaker of their choice!!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram, give The Home T a follow, and show us why there's no place like your home state with the hashtag #FreakerHome for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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