1 NerdFighter To Rule Them All

#tbt to the legendary John Green, author (The Fault in Our...

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15 New State Flags!

Home is where...No pants are. The snuggles happen. Wifi connects automatically. Your...

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Freaker Friday: Standard Wax!!

Repurposing. It's everywhere and it's awesome. It's 2016 and there is virtually...

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Queen of Queen City!

The mayor of Charlotte talkin' shit to the mayor of...

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Let Your Bottle Do The Flashing

Beads? BEES?! Mardi Gras is next week. Is...

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HugDealer Sale!

Is your day lacking a sense of civil service? Are you so...

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The Iowa Raucous

The Iowa Raucous is today! We've made a...

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Freaker Friday: The Soaking Tub!

Nicknames can be super fun. Until you're in love....

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USA Today!

GAH! Big thanks to USA Today for giving us a new...

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Superbowl Showdown!

Whether you're fist-pumping for Peyton or Cam, we've got your...

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Sugar Britches!

Warning All: Valentines Day is fast approaching. Remember to take the necessary...

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Freaker Friday: Owl Ridge!

The power of hugs is real. A genuine squeezy embrace can brighten...

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Trade Shows / Winter 2016

Are you a wholesale account? Do you want the best experience of...

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The NFL Network!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!! The NFL Network just freaked their feet! They freaked their...

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Introducing... Hedge Hug!

The human experience can be magical, adventurous, out-of-this-world extraordinary, but at times...

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Freaker Friday: Band of Robbers!

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." -Mark Twain Mischief! Intrigue!...

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Khangratulations!

Whenever something (anything!) happens, people drown each other in the word "Congratulations."...

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ChampionFingers!

Aeeeeeyyyyyyyyy yaiy yaiyyyyyyy!!!! Battlesquad southern comfort rages on! Best of luck to...

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Freaker Friday: Love Bottles!

Everybody wants to change the world - the only thing that...

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Love Stinks (Unless You're This Guy)

We'd like to take a moment of...

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CALM DOWN, SON.

North Korea is the all-caps fwd email from your estranged aunt...

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Introducing... Sock Lobster!

Imagine a world where all mobsters turned into lobsters. Happy lobsters. Happy...

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FreakerFeet for the FreakerSoul

You may or may not have heard us...

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Conversation Starters

Q: YoGurl, are your knees wearing underpants?  A: YoGuy,...

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Freaker Friday: Hodgepodge of Radness!

Deeeeeeeeeep breath EAT THE AIR! Can you tell?! It's a New Year! 2015...

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Byebye farewell adios 2015!

2015 was a magical journey, a growing family, a community helping to launch...

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Picnickle!

What’d you get for Christmas? Freakers?! Great.** ...

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WareHouse of Cards

DIDYUKNOW that each Freaker is tagged by human hands...

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Ship Happens!

In the holiday spirit of quickies, here's this: Thursday, Decemeber 17th: The...

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New Freaker: The Friend Zone

We've all been there. At least once. The bigger a fan you...

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Freaker Friday: Poor Devil Pepper Company!

We all know the story of St. Nicholas, the fat guy who...

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Fruit Gobbler!

Back by popular demand - Ghost-Face is online now & ready...

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CHALLAH!!!!

Dr. Dreidel & the Hanukkah of unlimited juice! Happy days, y'all....

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State Pride Parade

DIDYUKNOW that there is a pair of Freaker Feet...

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Freaker Filosophy

  Live every day like it's the 3rd lap in Mario Kart....

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Holiday Spirits!

Hanukkah is already here and Christmas is coming up quick. How does...

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Freaker Friday: Aluminati Skateboards!

Christmas season is in full force and the pressure is on...

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Cyber Monday 2015!!

As the sale weekend comes to a close, we have one...

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Black Freakday 2015!

We know why you're here. You know why you're here. You're...

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Freaker Friday: Wondermade!

Since our official release of the DC Comics Freaker line earlier...

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Freshness Guaranteed!

It's here. It's all here. Freaker Feet socks are here! A completely...

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DC Comics!

How are you feeling today? If the answer isn't "super," then try...

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Freaker Friday: Wax + Cloth Pet Bowls!

Here at Freaker USA, we pride ourselves in being equal-opportunity swag appreciators....

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New Freaker: Doggie Style!

Have you ever seen the water-skiing squirrel? Mice playing trumpets?...

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Safety Check

Thank you for your service, Mister Pete. We would be...

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Pause Button!

Freaker Friday is taking a short break for the week as the contest...

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New Freaker: Business Drunk!

Excuses are never cool until they're really cool. Dog ate your homework? What...

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Teamwork!

Big waves from Freakerville! Hi, friends!! 

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Hi Hallowwwww!

Our warehouse team showed up to work as Johnny...

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Freaker Friday: Sweet Perversion!

Halloween and Election Day are always eerily close neighbors on a calendar,...

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