Freaker Friday: Vaalbara Designs!

Posted by Freaker USA on April 18, 2014

Easter weekend rules:
1. Hide & Seek!
2. Fingerpaint fragile things.
3. Cover your body in beastly pastels.
4. Ride dirty with Grandma.
5. Play Freaker Friday!
6. Rinse & Repeat.
Alright, kids. The place is here, the time is now. Let's do this.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages to give away this week featuring coin pouches from Vaalbara Designs! Handmade in Venice, California, Vaalbara bags are the perfect embodiment of bohemian surf life. The leather is purchased locally, the fabrics are collected from around the world, and a portion of each sale goes to the SurfRider Foundation.

Vaalbara coin pouches are the perfect size for credit cards, keys, questionable substances and, sure... coins. Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Twitter and let us know where you plan to hide your easter eggs this year with the hashtag #Freakerbara for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

{read more}

New Freaker: Doll Face!

Posted by Freaker USA on April 15, 2014

This weekend is going to be weird. We know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. Nobody is admitting it. Giant Pastel Bunnies + Bob Marley + Egg Hunts + Glaucoma = Easter Sunday falls on April 20th.

It sounds like a circus, and there's really nothing that anybody can do about it. So dress up in your Sunday best, embrace the spectacle, and be a Doll Face!

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Doll Face!

{read more}

Sprang Clane Sale!

Posted by Freaker USA on April 15, 2014

Speaking of glaucoma, it's time to weed out our closet. For every 3 Freakers you buy, we're throwing in a free Mystery Freaker!

Buy 3, get 1!
Buy 6, get 2 and a free Cuppow!
Buy a gazillion, get a third of a gazillion... and a free Cuppow!

From RIGHT NOW until Thursday night! Go go go!
(And yes, each Mystery Freaker you get will be a different style. Keep that suspense up! BOOM!)

{read more}

Belle of the Baller!

Posted by Freaker USA on April 14, 2014

If you live in Southeastern North Carolina, you know what type of fragrant mess Wilmington just hosted. Everyone else, listen up: We have azaleas. It's a flower. We have tons and tons of azaleas. We have so many azaleas that in 1948 we decided to have an azalea celebration.

It's called the Azalea Festival. Unsurprisingly, it's a festival. Of azaleas. And teenage girls dressed up all-fancy-like. And funnel cakes. And alligator meat on a stick. And garden parties. With azaleas. Tons of azaleas. 

{read more}
designed in

Wilmington, North Carolina

made in the

freakin’ usa


One Freaker, Every Bottle

© 2014 Freaker USA.
‘Freaker’ is a Trademark of Freaker USA Inc.