Freaker Friday: Teakoe!

Posted by Freaker USA on April 17, 2015

This time of year, both emotions and snot run wild. People go to great lengths to defeat allergy season, and there always seems to be a wild new cure on the horizon. Even though the "are neti pots awesome?" debate isn't as loud as it used to be, there are countless seemingly odd cures for the season. Headstands. Quail eggs. Vitamin injections (Yes! With needles! WAIT WUTTT?) Parasitic worms. Today, we're sticking with what we know: a deep breath & a cup of tea. Gahhhhh, hey Friday. Nice to see you again.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 6 care packages this week featuring craft iced teas from Teakoe!

The fine folks at Teakoe combine gourmet teas with flavorful design, served with a side of sustainability and environmental consciousness. They also really like bees. (BEADS? Bees!)

Not all teas are created equally. Take your sips in peace knowing that Teakoe's iced teas are all natural, non-GMO, and handcrafted in small batches in Colorado! Plus, they're delicious. Each winner also gets a Packstreet Boys Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram & show us how you're staying peppy during allergy season with the hashtag #freakoe for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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Club Tric

Posted by Freaker USA on April 16, 2015

One Tree Hill Tric

Our warehouse is an old One Tree Hill set. We just tore down a wall & found the old Club Tric sign.

We put this photo up on our social networks and have been asked a couple times if we plan on "keeping" the sign up. Honestly? Pretty sure we have to. The van-fulls of One Tree Hill fans that squat in our parking lot everyday would probably burn the building down if we touched it. We wouldn't even have to tell them. They would just... know. And that's some type of commendable.

‪#‎TeenSoapOperaLife‬ ‪#‎TreeHillTrippers‬

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Packstreet Boys!

Posted by Freaker USA on April 14, 2015

It's prime season for exploring this big wild world of ours, but it's of the upmost importance that you pack the essentials. Whether you're climbing a mountain peak for the bragging rights, on holiday from university (lookin' at you, non-America), or simply getting lost in the woods because you can, here is your official license to Adventure Time.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Packstreet Boys!

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Freaker Friday: The Jam Stand!

Posted by Freaker USA on April 13, 2015

Unless you’re a ski instructor, snowball enthusiast, or serial masochist, spring is a time to rejoice. You showed winter who’s boss. You made winter your minion. You told it to shoo on it’s little way, and it finally listened. Do a little dance, make a little love, go outside and frollick in the meadows - I’m not here to tell you HOW to celebrate, but you should definitely celebrate.

We here at Freaker USA are big fans of sweet jams. If you need us, you can find us in a stranger’s flower garden with a loaded boombox and The Macarena. It’s Friday. Feel free to join.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 9 care packages this week featuring packaged happiness from The Jam Stand!

The sweet girls at the Jam Stand are official ambassadors of smiles. Jessica and Sabrina mix charismatic flavors and adventurous personalities for an A+ experience into the world of jams. Peach + Sriracha? Yep. You're My Boy Blue-berry Bourbon? Absolutely.

The Jam Stand is more than just an artisan food company though - it is a business model that we should all aspire to. "Every interaction you’ll have with The Jam Stand; at a local market, grocery store or online is simply jovial and that’s how the company and its products are designed from the ground up." This philosophy has labeled The Jam Stand as "Brooklyn's happiest food company" bio, and for that we want to bearhug all of you. Bravo, ladies. Bravo.

Each winner also gets a Pelican't Touch This Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: If you were a pop music sensation, what would you choose as a stage name? Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and give us your answer in the comments section for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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