Are you my mother?

Posted by Freaker USA on March 02, 2015
Lovingly stolen from Christa Punch!

This may or may not explain the fuzzy origins of Edge of Urge's 14 year old shop-dog, #PartyGirlWendell.

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Freaker Feet Update!!

Posted by Freaker USA on March 01, 2015

Howdy Hello Hi Heyyyyooooooo!!!!!

The last couple of weeks have been a whirlwind of excitement! We’ve been traveling to the mill, crossing our eyes, dotting our teas, and making sure that Freaker Feet will be the happiest things you can put on your toes! A couple updates for you:

-Production for Freaker Feet is running in full force!! Everything so far is going super smoothly and is on track for a May ship date!

-We’re waiting on the final final details of production and then we’ll be making the Backer’s Survey where you’ll give us your shipping address / design preferences / hopes and dreams ! We’re hoping to have this out to you in mid-March!

If you have any questions, baby goat videos, or questionable jokes you need to share, please don’t hesitate to contact us at ! We can’t wait to hear from you and also to freak your feet! Lovin’ on you, world!

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Freaker Friday: Wax + Cloth

Posted by Freaker USA on February 27, 2015

The internet imploded last night over the color of a dress. The black + blue vs. white + gold debate rages on, with allegations of internet-sorcery and dark-magic flying left and swiping right. Tensions are high, with both sides of the aisle turning more and more passionate about what color duo they see on the dress.

The whole ordeal has us yearning to see other duo debates. Are you seeing Mario + Luigi or Batman + Robin? Peanut butter + Jelly or Pizza + Beer? It's Friday. Let the games begin.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 7 care packages this week featuring handmade pouches from Wax + Cloth!

Despite this week's theme of teamwork, Wax + Cloth is a one man operation. Paul Kwiatkowski designs, creates, and handmakes everything in his special corner of Raleigh, North Carolina! Batman before Robin. Bey before Jay. And he's doing an incredible job. 

We have 7 pouches, some small (11" x 9"), some large ( 12" x 10.5") some made with the classic waxed cotton, and some from Paul's unreleased felt line, so you'll be one of the first to paw on his new creations!

Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook and leave us a comment on this graphic with your favorite duo for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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New Freakers: Team Spirit!!!!

Posted by Freaker USA on February 24, 2015

GUYS. It's snowing at the beach today. Are you dreaming of spring yet? Whether you're in school or not, we'd like to extend an honorary Spring Break to you.

The first round of our officially licensed Collegiate Freakers is here!!! If you don't see your school, hold on to your hate mail. More are coming this summer! Pinky promise.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the first batch of collegiate Freakers... Team Spirit!

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