Freaker Friday: Bernard Goods!

There are specific moments in life that make you feel uncharacteristically badass....

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Harambaby?

Decisions are notoriously tough. Sometimes a decision is so tough, that we...

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Grand Theft Otter

Imagine a world where people roam in complete peace and harmony. Where...

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Freaker Friday: Wild Wander!

Wanderlust is a magical thing. Wanderlust took Dennis Rodman to BFF-ville, North...

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Orbit Please!

Aaaahhhhh, long summer nights of stargazing and disorderly conduct. Did you catch...

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Freaker Friday: NFL Players!

Ritualistic dance moves, superstitiously assigned-seating, lucky cross dressing, and foam fingers -...

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NFL Players!

The official NFL preseason kicks off this week! Football fans make up...

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Freaker Friday: Dog + Bone!

Adventure time is always better with the inclusion of certain elements:  Something...

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What happens in Vegas...

...goes online immediately. This week we were set up at the...

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Freaker Uses #8246

One Freaker, every microphone.  We're eternally enamored with watching people find new...

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Ramen Poodle!

We're officially in the Back To School cycle. Let me guess: you...

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Freaker Friday: Wild Medicine!

As a child, did you ever make a time-capsule for your future...

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Dirt Nap!

In the wise words of 50 Cent: "Growing up...

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Freaker Friday Is Back!!!

When CEO Zach Crain was a little boy, he wanted to be...

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Make America Freak Again

Freaker Feet have made their way to the RNC delegate floor! Special...

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74 new Freakers + Feet!!!

Why does this email look like it's about to drop the hottest...

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Please, step into our office.

Time Warner Cable's "Made in the Carolinas" segment did a feature on...

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Zalluminati!

Conspiracy theories can be absurdist, suspicious, bizarre, or ...ahem... illuminating. Favorites include: The...

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Alien Gonzalez!

Twenty years ago, Will Smith celebrated Independence Day by laying the smackdown...

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Freaker Beauty School

Step 1: Aquire mullet. Step 2: Perm mullet. Step 3: Bask in...

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Free for Freedom!

There's no better way to rev up your July 4th pregame, than...

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Aw shucks!

Co-founder and Director Of Some Things, Lauren, shares the Freaker philosophy of...

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Freaker Friday: Wyatt Little!

Today we're celebrating the ingenuity of unexpected objects. Fancypants international spies get...

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Totes Magoats

By the powers invested in Freaker USA, we hereby pronounce June 24th as...

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Blue Jay Z

Hey little bird,  You’re looking mighty fly today. On a new diet?...

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Steve Harvey!

No feud here! Steve Harvey is officially aboard the Freakertrain!

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American Ninja Warrior!

Could it be?!? American Ninja Warrior in our Babe Lincoln Freaker...

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Freaker Friday: July Nine!

Has the swell of excitement for summertime adventurism hit you yet?!!??!! Close your...

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Freak of the Week: Oddballs!

Does your PapaBear love sports? Sure he does. Does your bank account...

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Freaker Friday: Wildwood Grilling!

Grill master. BBQ boss. Smoking specialist. Cookout captain. Summer is unofficially here...

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Popscotch

What's that? Your dad is a straight-edge vegan? No steak or...

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Steak Charmer & Tall Boy!

Mark your calendars - Papa's Day is coming in HOT. Fathers can...

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Freaker Friday: Moon Rivers Naturals!

Captain Planet sure knew how to use the elements (and his minions.)  Earth....

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And today's NOT Friday.

We've been meandering around all week under the deception of time. Thank...

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Deine Freunde!

Custom Freaker for a kid-oriented rap group in Germany because YEAHHHHHHH. Read More

Squirlfriend!

June kicks off tomorrow!!! Be prepared for long summer nights, Father's Day cookouts,...

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Freaker Friday: Curio Spice!

Curiosity killed the cat, huh? Was there an autopsy? Who exactly was responsible...

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#FreeGucci #FreeDonuts

He soft-served his time, and the day is finally here. Gucci Mane was...

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Burgha Belly!

We've all heard the phrase "food for the soul," but what...

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Freaker Friday: In Blue Handmade!

Once upon a time, a Freaker was handmade. It all started when...

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Made in the Freakin USA

In our company mission statement, making Petey Pablo proud is a top priority....

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Drinking With Chickens

Shoutout to the universe for being brilliant and making things...

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Tom Cat Cruise!

Ever heard the inspirational phrase "you do you" and taken it a...

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Freaker Friday: Yeti Yoga!

As the weather heats up, so does the chatter about bizarre workouts...

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#tbt to early prototypes

We'd like to take this very holy Throwback Thursday to bless the...

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Alpha Kale!

Like it or not, the famed and dreaded Bikini Season is upon...

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Freaker Friday: Sleepy Mountain!

Not only did your mom pop you into this world, she also...

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Freak of the Week: Golden Gulls!

Mother's Day is this Sunday! Oh, the joys of motherhood....

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Freaker Friday: Little Bird!

Today is Willie Nelson's birthday!! In celebration we're spicing up our day...

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Remember ze Mamas!

Mama - did you let your babies grow up to be cowboys?...

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