New Freaker: Mister Pete!

Posted by Freaker USA on August 26, 2014

Everybody has heroes. A select few are lucky enough to someday meet their heroes. A select few of those select few get to know their heroes. Then there are the select few of the select few of the select few that legally own their heroes. Hopefully, I'm the only one.

Mister Pete is the pinnacle of puppy perfection. He is the hall monitor, the hot cop, the one who fearlessly says "Donut Do That." He is briefed on all executive decisions before they're put into action. This company was built on the sweat, fur and wonk of Mister Pete's side eyes.

Today is National Dog Day. Everything we do, we do it for you, Mister Pete.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Mister Pete!

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Baby Got Back!

Posted by Freaker USA on August 25, 2014

The babes are back in town! Restocked and ready to freak, give a warm welcome-back to Main St, Lumbersmack and Forget Me Now!

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Freaker Friday: Public - Supply!

Posted by Freaker USA on August 22, 2014

None of us here in Freakerville have children, but everytime we borrow one (you know, like ya do.) we're always floored by the creativity of little ones. No, kid, it's not a spaceship, it's a freezer. Yes, you can be an ice cream sandwich when you grow up. Sure, play with this french fry for six hours - see if I care.

It's Friday afternoon. We're all officially 6 years old until Monday. Game on? Game on.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the back to school brilliance of Public - Supply notebooks!

It was the crisp design of Public - Supply that pulled us in, but it's the young Brooklynite company's concept that pushed us over the "holy moly, you're awesome" edge. For each product sold, they donate a percentage of profits to creative projects in public school classrooms via The transparency of their process is particularly remarkable:

"We stamp a tracking number on every product we ship, so when you receive your purchase in the mail, you can visit our Classrooms page and match your tracking number with the classroom and project that you helped fund. We'll also keep a list there of classrooms we've helped in the past, and post any correspondence from teachers we've stayed in touch with."

Each care package comes with a Public - Supply notebook, pencil, and a Tooth Fairy Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your silliest childhood snapshot with the hashtag #freakersupply for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

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New Freaker: Tooth Fairy!

Posted by Freaker USA on August 21, 2014

Remember going to kindergarten with no teeth? The situation was made somehow less-awful by a mythical pixie that left candy under your pillow.

There are a handful of pleasant little fairies that were part of childhood (fairy princesses, fairy godmothers, Ru Paul), but tooth fairy is the most inexplicable. Out of all the magical powers a fairy can choose, what kind of creep wants to steal mouth-bones* from sleeping children?

Today that mystery has been solved. The tooth fairy is no wood sprite. It's a screwball wonky walrus. After all those years, you can finally sleep well tonight. You're welcome.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Tooth Fairy!

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