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The Freaker Guide to Making Your Boxtruck Feel Like a LADY!
Last Tuesday, our Freak Master Z left on a jet-plane to make all of his
grilled-cheesey dreams come true. He did it. He found the
mobile-magic-boxtruck that is now officially in Freakerhands. For the past week, Zach & Freakteam of busy bees have been scrubbing, painting, shredding,
weld...
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Brookville, PA to get Freaked!
Dearest of dear Kickstarter backers:
The first official post-Kickstarter grilled cheese Freaker party will be held THIS SATURDAY (hot mess!) in a conjunction function with our beloved playmates at Farm JammaLamma!
If you don't know what Farm JammaLamma is all about (it's not...
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Oops, we did it again (for the 1st time)
We've been real excited about the Design-a-Freaker contest and got a little maudlin when we didn't get any submissions for the first week (except for the mail-in scratch-and-sniff dinosaurs ... you know who you are, and no, we will not tell your boss). But then we found out the good/bad news!
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Zach VS Hosegun
Welcome to the Freaker mill,
We hope you find it quite a thrill!
I would like to introduce you to good man Brad Land
Who will now explain the magic yard marching brand!
"Once you crawl from beneath the giant yarn rolls you will get attacked by an air hose and lose your...
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Hey mom! We Freaked the News!
Last Friday greeted us with 100 degree weather, fresh coffee, and a news crew in our office. For the next 3 hours we recieved valuable life advice from NBC representatives and we're feelin a bit frisky so we'll share some of the wisdom:
1. "Stop drinking so much coffee."
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Freak of the Week: New Contest of Cunning Wit and Shameful Puns
So today the Freakerteam is feeling a little thing called "proud-of-themselves."
Not because:
1. They got more than 3 hours of sleep last night.
2. They had a business meeting on the beach yesterday and finally realized it was summertime.
3. Lauren's dog did NOT eat the...
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Contest: Design-a-Freaker
Are you an aspiring doodler?
In need of bragging rights so you can finally talk to that cute girl at the gym?
Are you a closeted freak seeking an outlet for liberation?
Do you have an imaginary friend you'd like to see cuddling the liquids of America?
...
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Welcome to Freakerville!
30 styles, 60 days, 2,416 backers and 62,770 dollars later, The
Freakerteam has a heap of steaming-hot hard-work cut out for them.
Now they toil all day and all night to get their Freaker-babies
popped out and ready to fly home to their wonderful supporters.
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