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Heatwave solutions

 Once upon a time in a NYC heatwave, there was a girl named Lara Kramer that stumbled upon a couple Freakers...
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Freak America Tour: Asheville

Heyyyyyyy brothers & sisters & everything in between & beyond! Freak America Tour is kicking off and our 1st stop is this Saturday in Asheville! Hip Replacements! Be there or be... some kind of geometric shape that is no fun at all!
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Freak of the Week 5.0

Last week we all celebrated the triumph of good vs evil and also the fact that we're probably all Muggles. Sweatus Repelicus winners areeee: Shelby Treichler: Siriusly, don't be riddikulus and let this Freaker slytherin away! Jacob Rudolph: Get your Weasley little hands off my F...
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The fine freak folks of PA

Farm Jamma Lamma brought out the most southern of all the charms! Please, step inside our yellow carriage & let us jam your lam with a twist of mint & hint of freak. Special thanks to all the folks, especially Kevin & Jodie & their children & also thei...
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World wide freak web

Each week, we are overwhelmed with how good you people look. With your Freakers. Your Freakers look good. And you do also.  You guys have been sending us pictures from facebook, twitter, emails, your blogs and I think it's time that we shared that love. This is going to be a weekly or mon...
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Travelogue: Kickstarter Film Festival Officially Freaked

Last week we were in NY for the Kickstarter Film Festival.  Although this is the official given name, we think it's necessary to rename the festival Ruckus On The Roof for all the right reasons.   The lovely Jessi Arrington just happened to bring a box of wigs and we just happened to b...
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FreakerBTruck: A Rare Species of Wonder

We pulled some strings and flew out into the wild to show you a very special glimpse of The Freaker B Truck in it's natural habitat.  In this very special feature we have Zach Crain, expert on freaky Freaker trucks, give you a tour of the anatomy of this beautiful machine.  Let us kno...
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DreamTeam Grilled Cheese Party Invades NYC!

Dream Team 2011?!? Swiss Miss! (The designer, not the cocoa!)  Studiomates (Whheaaaa!!)  We swept some of the Etsy magic-makers away for lunch  And the Freakerteam! We set up under the Manhatten Bridge Archway (Thanks DUMBO!) and grilled our little faces into cheesy g...
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Freak of the Week 4.0 (Muggle Specialty!)

You kids (adults!) are incredible! Last week, The Linguist (Banana!!) made a pun debut and the winners areeeeeeeeee...... Justin Parson: “Orange" you glad your freaker says “banana?” Steve Barnes:Chikita Beernana For this week's freak, we are going to honor the greatest wizard...
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Travelogue: Freaking America Never felt so good!

The Freakerteam (AKA 75% of the Freakerteam) is officially on the road again (WILLIE NELSON!!) After 4 helping hands, 2 weeks and 1 pimped-my-boxtruck, we kept on kepting (?!) on and drove all night.  We woke up the next morning in Brooklyn in an array of pathetic states. Zach "slept" at a 9...
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FarmJammaLammaFreakerExtravaganza!

Good morning, July!! So nice to see you here! I realize that you're already a week old, but you've just been so hospitable to the Freakerteam, we had to give you a warm hypothetical bearhug! After 4 helping hands, 2 weeks, and 1 farmfestival, Brookville, Pennsylvania has successfully launched us ...
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Freak of the Week 3.0

  Last Freak of the Week contest spawned some beauties! Keep them on rollin rollin rollin with this week's  pun contest starring Linguist, our bananarama. Winners for Heeltar: Jeremy Neff · Heel-fire and Tar-Nation that is one cool Freaker! Jarrod Drobot ·You may be a lov...
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