New Freaker: Mister Pete!

Everybody has heroes. A select few are lucky enough to someday meet their heroes. A select few of those select few get to know their heroes. Then there are the select few of the select few of the select few that legally own their heroes. Hopefully, I'm the only one.

Mister Pete is the pinnacle of puppy perfection. He is the hall monitor, the hot cop, the one who fearlessly says "Donut Do That." He is briefed on all executive decisions before they're put into action. This company was built on the sweat, fur and wonk of Mister Pete's side eyes.

Today is National Dog Day. Everything we do, we do it for you, Mister Pete.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Mister Pete!