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Freaker Fridy: Focal Coffee!

"Wu Tang is for the children."
-An ancient proverb.

Rap music and video games have been a target of worryworms for years. In reality, rap music and video games can be great educators. Outkast taught me everything I know about our foreign policy in the Middle East. And do you know why aliens haven't tried to invade Earth in at least 20 years? Easy: WILL SMITH.

How many of you have crashed an automobile because of a wayward banana peel? Not even one? No. Not even one. Because Mario Kart taught an entire generation how to drive responsibly.

So really, the rap music + video games + children equation is only a problem because it's missing one important component: caffeine. Don't worry. We're here to help, kiddos.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring our local roast masters, Focal Coffee!

Based in our hometown of Wilmington, North Carolina - these guys are amateur beard growers, professional coffee drinkers, and enablers of our coffee dependency. With only 5 months under their official belt, the chaps at Focal are certified caffeine hustlers. Their delivery fleet consists of two motorcycles, a big red van, and unlimited high fives. With a variety of roasts, beans, and fresh cold brew, you'll never have to sleep again. Livin the dream, y'all.

Each winner gets a bag of Focal coffee beans, a bottled cold brew, and four Freakers to celebrate rap music and video games - Maddog, 1 Chainz, Shark Tube and Ghost-Face!!

HOW TO ENTER: Oooh, the joys of little childhood rebellions.

Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a comment with a rap verse about your youth for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

September 19, 2014 by Freaker USA

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