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New Freaker: Poli Sci-Fi!

Love them, hate them, or megh them - politics are weird. They're super weird. Undeniably weird.

The only thing weirder than our modern political system is our modern political system SECRETLY RUN BY SHAPE-SHIFTING ALIEN LIZARD OVERLORDS.

Fact: 4% of Americans (12 million people) believe that underneath those perfectly gelled hairdos, politicians are actually Reptilian tyrants from another planet.

... And that is a fact to celebrate. Tell your political junkies, lawyer friends, and debate drinking-buddies the good news.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Poli Sci-Fi!

October 21, 2014 by Freaker USA
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