Subway ScareTactics

The New York subway system has been fully freaked but also slightly traumatized. We decided to take Trish, our resident prosthetic arm, on an underground rollercoaster ride of love. The results were disturbing and mildly unacceptable (in the good way!)

Greeting all the patrons. With vigor.

Telling stories to strangers of Ding-Dong-Ditch and tender childhood memories.

This is a common problem that is plaguing America.

Dear EastVillage, 
We would apologize to anybody that this spectacle startled. Except we're not actually that sorry. 

We love you unconditionally!, 

The Freakerteam!