Question: Who's speaking at UNCW today?
Answer: These freakin' guys are!
Question: That's going to be real weird. I want to come, but I have exactly zero dollars.
Answer: That wasn't a question. But it's super free, however, space is limited so you have to register.
Question: This is excellent news. I love registering. Where is it?
Answer: Madeline Suite at 5:30. Whatever that means. I didn't go to UNCW.
Question: So, which one of you is the designated driver of the Freak Mobile?
Answer: Save it for tonight. The end!