Yesterday, pilgrims and Indians and Freakers and families drank too much and then at some point remembered there was food involved. The best part of Thanksgiving, however, is the moment of clarity where everybody realizes just how thankful they are for whatever it is that they are thankful for.
Here is a complete list of those moments of clarity, Freaker style:
We are thankful for massage trains.
We are thankful for bouquets of puppy feet.