New uses for Freakers: Fair Game

Posted by Freaker USA | December 15, 2011
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We've recently discovered that our favorite laundromat carries local craft beers for a dollar. One dollar.  


A good portion of The Freakerteam has taken the obvious call to action. BUT, even though you think this is a win-win scenario, academics would beg to differ...

Here is what happens in the school of psychological economics when dollar craft beers are introduced into any given situation:


1.

 Since you are only spending one dollar on dollar craft beer, your psyche justifies playing dollar Photohunt. For hours.  

2.

 When you spend all your dollars on dollar Photohunt and dollar craft beer, you tend to run out of dollars. 

3.

 Then, still in game-mode, you search for games that cost less than one dollar. Preferably no dollars. 

4.

 Economics tells us that this game is No-Dollar-Ping-Pong. 
And then the situation takes a turn for the worst. Your opponent is a ping-pong-professional and you are ping-pong-premature. The end result is inevitably..... doom. 

BUT WAIT! WHAT IS THIS? FREAKERS TO THE RESCUE?! Always. 



The scientific solution to this impending ping-pong-massacre = Bound your opponents hands together with a Freaker.
While they will probably still beat you in No-Dollar-Ping-Pong, the joy of watching them scrambling for bouncing balls with their hands freaked together is priceless.

Therefore, you win. Even when you lose. It's FREAK SCIENCE! 



Eternal highfives to Wesley Mike Miles for being a good sport.

...And also that stranger who said in passing "Bondage-Ping-Pong is probably Japanese." 


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