New Freaker: Mummy Issues!

Do you feel abandoned when you hear updated reports on King Tut? Did you use all of your vacation days to go to Pompeii this year? How many wrap battles have you entered? Empty rest syndrome? Do you find yourself seeking eternal approval from Brendan Frasier?

Aaah, yes. You, dear, have a classic case of Mummy Issues. 

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Mummy Issues!