Jon Stewart: Newt Gingrich "Freaker of the Spouse"

Google Alerts has been bombarding our inboxes all morning (sexually, of course.) with reports of Jon Stewart getting his freak on. What is this mess?! We have not freaked Sir Stewart...yet. 

But the mystery has been since solved! Congress hasn't officially been freaked, rather our SEOs are all screwy because of Newt's "wife-addiction. The Freaker of the Spouse. Aaaaahhhh... it took a second, but it's giggleworthy.