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IT'S OFFICIAL! We're patented adults!

We got our very official US Patent in the mail today!

 It has a gold stamp and swirly typography! That's how you know it's good. 

Celebratory patent dances abound!!!

Unfortunately for the US government, patents look suspiciously like coloring books. It took all of our self-restraint to act like adults... but I'm going to warn you right now, government employees, 6 year olds can apply for patents too and they won't give you the same respect. 

March 12, 2012 by Freaker USA

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