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Freakin' Fire Power: Our New Distribution Method

Every Freaker out there proudly boasts "Made in the Freakin U.S.A!" and we could not be more proud. We have, however, started looking abroad for faster, more efficient shipping methods.

After sending a team to check out the Haitian Citadel, we think we have our answer. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to unveil the future of Freaker distribution!!!


BOOM!!! 

That's right CANNONS! (Not Canons)


After a few test shots, we knew we were in love. Because why send a delivery man to do a cannon's job, amirite?

Unfortunately, with progress, some people get left behind. 

So farewell to our old friend from the shipping department!


We always felt like he was cut out for bigger things anyways...


Here's to the future, here's to progress.

Happy Thursday Freakerworld!

March 22, 2012 by Freaker USA

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