FreakFingers Across The Universe!

March 23rd, 2012 (that's today!!) is a very special day in our universal mission to Freak the World! 

First off, we are packaging a whooooole boatload of Freakers and shipping them off to Japan! We are working like busy little worker bees to the endless soundtrack of classic cultural gems (?!) like Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto! 



Now you have a fanTASTIC excuse to fly yourself to Japan and stop in a Beams to get all kinds of Freaky! 



So very official! 
But wait! There's more! From a very scientific source, it seems that the most unlikely place on earth has been thoroughly freaked. I will give you a 4 seconds to guess where that may be... 

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IT'S TRUE! ANTARTICA HAS BEEN FREAKED!




Waddledoo has been released into his natural habitat! All those penguins better behave, though. Word on the street is that there is a new kind of punishment for Antartica antics (Antartics? Arntics?)... 




Be careful out there, dear Waddledoo. 
(Can we give a collectively epic round of applause to Travis Miles for freaking Antartica?! And also to Japan for being generally awesome.)
TGIF, Freakz! 

March 23, 2012 by Freaker USA
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