And the victor is..

For the last week, in-office fighting has been a fiery battle of rage over the re-naming of our beloved American Flag Freaker. We asked communities, took polls, attempted blackmail, and almost turned World Freaker Headquarters into a steaming pile of knit fury. Well, the end is finally here, my little nuggets.
And the victor is.... 

BABERAHAM LINCOLN! 

Welcome to the family, babe. 

(Also in the news, the google image search for "Abraham Lincoln" comes up with a side order of a bears. A lot of bears.)