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Free Cuppows + Armageddon

The Mayans must have worn themselves out holiday shopping, the obvious solution being to doom everything right before Christmas.

FACT: If only they had been able to give the gift of Freakers, we would not be digging tornado caves in a canned-food fit for survival right now.

So here's our materialistic celebration that we are not living in a Freakerless dark age: We're throwing in a FREE CUPPOW on all orders of 6 Freakers or more!!

Aight den. (*MIC DROP*)

December 14, 2012 by Freaker USA

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