Freakers in Whole Foods!


Don't be disillusioned into thinking that we here at Freaker USA live in a fantasy land of roses and kittens. Like any family, members of the Freakerteam have their internal disagreements.  Wolverine vs. Batman. Football vs Futbal. Pants vs. No Pants. You know.

There is one thing we can agree on. One unifying factor to heal all wounds. Unanimously, without fail, we all like to eat food. At least one whole food. Sometimes all of the Whole Foods. .

For this reason, we are extra excited about Whole Foods getting freaked! In no particular order, here is a fully stocked menu of Whole Foods locations that Freakers call home:

NEW YORK CITY:

Columbus Circle

Upper West Side (Columbus Ave)

Greenwich

Houston St

Chelsea (7th Ave)

Union Square

Midtown East (E. 57th)

NEW YORK STATE:

Yonkers

Jericho

Lake Grove

Manhasset

CONNECTICUT:

Danbury 

Darien

Fairfield

Greenwich

Milford

Westport


NEW JERSEY:

Edgewater

Madison

Middletown

Montclair

Paramus

Ridgewood

Vauxhall

West Orange

Marlton

Princeton

Reston


VIRGINIA

Arlington

Fairfax

Alexandria

Glen Allen

Springfield

Falls Church

Virginia Beach

Vienna

MINNESOTA

Arlington

MARYLAND

Baltimore

Bethesda

Chevy Chase

Gaithersburg

Rockville

Silver Spring


WASHINGTON

Bellevue

Seattle (Roosevelt Square) 

Seattle (Westlake)

WASHINGTON DC

Georgetown

P Street

Tenleytown


PENNSYLVANIA

Glen Mills

Wayne

Jenkintown

North Wales

Philadelphia (Callowhill)

Philadelphia (South Street)

Plymouth Meeting

Pittsburgh

Wexford

Wynnewood


OHIO

Woodmere

Cincinnati 

University Heights

Columbus

West Upper Arlington

Mason

OREGON 

Portland (4301 NE Sandy Blvd)


KENTUCKY

Lexington

Louisville


If you live inside of one of these Whole Foods locations (or, you know, close to them), you should buy all of their Freakers so that they'll love us as much as we love them! HUZZAH!