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#FreakervilleProblems

Wonky Mafia

Real Life #FreakerProblems: Somebody anonymously sent us two horse masks early this week.

Why is this a #problem? Why do you keep using #hashtags to communicate what is seemingly a non-problem? Would a real problem warrant #hashtags either way?

All of these questions are invalid, and I am going to explain to you why in the form of another question: What is the only other universe where anonymous horse heads are anonymously given away in mysterious places? YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. And that is the extent of our #FreakerProblems this week. The mafia. The plastic horse mafia.

If you don't hear from us ever again, give our warmest regards to Fred Durst. That is all.


July 10, 2013 by Freaker USA
Tags: the office

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