Freaker Friday: WOODCHUCK USA!



The United States of America is an undeniably magical place. From the center of the world named New York City to the tropical paradise of Hawaii to the badlands to the swamplands to dessert to quaint to chaos in 0 to 60.

Politicians have a predictable habit of giving themselves an absurd amount of credit for all the radness. It's never been a single person that makes America so enchanting - it's the whole package! Everybody has a role to play, and while all are important, one of our favorites = small businesses who manufacture domestically WITH FIERY PASSION! With extra excitement, we get to feature one of those fiery passion businesses in T minus 3... 2... 1...

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the hot lava pit of pure American love that is WOODCHUCK USA.

Prizes include wooden notebooks, wooden flasks, and a distinct sense of flying naked on the back of an eagle over the Grand Canyon.

Woodchuck's mission is simple:
1. Bring Nature back to people.
2. Bring Jobs back to America.
3. Bring Quality products back to consumers.

BRING IT ON, AMERICA. (Each winner also gets their choice of Donkey Show or Donald Trunk Freakers + Freaker Feet! )

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us one thing you do that makes America great with the hashtag #FreakerChuck for your chance to win! (Politicians be damned - you got this!)

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

February 19, 2016 by Freaker USA
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