Sootball!

We're two weeks into football season, which is great news for some, a blaise "who-cares" for a few, and HORRIFYING DOWNPOUR OF DISAPPOINTMENT for the sad bunches WHOSE TEAMS ARE PLAYING LIKE WUSSIES. Whatever category you fall into will determine your excitement level when we scream about Laces Out at approximately right now:

LACES OUT! GO TEAM!

(Or "@#%* YOU, TEAM!" Whichever is most relevant.)