Blackbeer!

It's Tax Day, everyone! Benjamin Franklin once said that only 2 things in life are certain: death and taxes. NOT IF YOU’RE A #^!%ING PIRATE, BENNY BOY. Interested in tax evasion? Learn from the masters, overuse the letter "r", plunder some booty, and TAKE TO THE SEA! 

Disclaimer: We here at Freaker USA are UPSTANDING citizens and pay our taxes, our dog/s taxes, and the taxes of our imaginary childhood friends, just to be on the safe side of tax fraud.

30% off of Blackbeer Freakers all week!