Freaker Friday: Tater Tats!

You are what you eat. This idiom has always seemed darkly cannibalistic. What broccoli eats other broccoli? Gnarly twisted loony broccoli, that's who. And that's the most metal thing we've ever heard.

Children, by definition, are idiots. One of the reasons you were told scare-tactic myths as a child is because you believed them to be law. Cross your eyes and they'll get stuck like that. If you keep playing with it, it's going to fall off. If you keep trying to eat the cardboard cereal box, you'll sprout goat horns. As adults, we're still idiots, but it's great because we get to consciously choose which hyperboles we trust. You are what you eat is still a crowd favorite, possibly because of it's wonky undertones. Rise of the cuckoo carrots? The crackpot cucumbers? Bonker beets?

Sign us up for that wild ride anyday.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the all-star treats of Tater Tats! Conceived via giggles, farmhands, and Kickstarter - Tater Tats makes wearable vegetables for the foodies in all of us.

The smile brigade at Tater Tots give 10% of all sales to supporting local farms. Each purchase helps plant fruit orchards, build hoop houses, and install fences, funding projects that make good food and good farming, work. YUM.

Each winner will get a pack of veggie tattoos from Tater Tats, a Tropickle Freaker, and a pair of Freaker Feet to match!

HOW TO ENTER:You are what you eat? Prove it.

Get on Instagram and show us how you are what you eat. Use the hashtag #TaterFreak for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!