Posted by Freaker USA on January 16, 2012
For the past week, we've been freaking Atlanta at a trade show. These things are massive. These things are serious. These things are alot of stern faces and financial talking-abouts. Obviously, these things are alot of things that we are not necessarily good at.
However...
Freakers & this tradeshow are having a pretty intense love affair.
We got a trophy for a contest we didn't know existed! Best booth on floor?! Hurrah!
Saucypants!
Our little Freakerfriends have been launching off into all corners of the country! Yesterday, we freaked a hospital in Montana! Weee!!
Holy hot mess - look at all the peoples! (Yes! It's true! Despite what it may look like, those are all people!)
And to keep up the freak demand, we've been caffeinating ourselves into space!
Booooosy busy bizee!!
Stay Classy, Planet Earf!! Stay Champions, Hotlanta!
Posted by Freaker USA on January 15, 2012
Universal Resource Locators... In Real Life!
The internet is a no-man's land? Hardly. There are kind kings & bourgeois bosses & the lovely ladies of the lan (Ahaha!)
Yesterday, we got the honor and the pleasure of meeting, greeting & freaking 3 of the internet's superstars!
From left to right:
AlishaFreak!
Lauren Freak!
Christiane Lemieux, founder of Dwell Studio
Maxwell Gillingham-Ryan, founder of Apartment Therapy
Heather Clawson, founder of Habitually Chic
JustinFreak!
I never knew that official style-stamps of approval existed. It has been confirmed: They exist. Freakers have been Aproofed & Approved by the most stylin' of the stylists!
If anybody ever catches sight of these magic-makers, please give them an enthusiastic highfive and a bearhug. Day? Complete!
Hurrah!!
#FreakingTheWorldFreakingTheNet
Posted by Freaker USA on January 14, 2012
The other day when we revealed the big-secret shocker-moment season-finale that Zach got a Haircut, you may have thought we were joking. (We were joking, because Zach is not actually Daniel Faraday, but alas, we were not joking about the seriousness of scissors.)
Ladies and Gents, after two years of no trims, this happened:
The result is a dapper young fellow with an air of professionalism.
But do not fear, dear! Some of you may call him derogatory terms such as "Square," but please understand that his flowing mane of lust has found a comfortable home in the hotel's trash can. It is happy there.
If you love something, let it free. Free to roam the sewers of Atlanta.
Zach still is as freaky as ever and a nice, clean haircut does not change the composition of his wild soul!
Also, he also got a tan.
Hope you like the new look. Everything we do, we do it for you.
Posted by Freaker USA on January 12, 2012
I know what you're thinking. You're using all of your mental faculties to picture what the back-ends of a tradeshow would look like.
Dearest of dears, don't you fear. We are here to help you.
The Freakerteam is in Atlanta for a tradeshow RIGHT NOW! Let us give you a tour.
So here what professionals call a "loading dock of wisdom." It is located underground. It is like the engine of the Titanic. Let's all wish it the best in it's efforts not to kill everyone and then drown. Onwards!
This is also underground in the "loading dock of wisdom." We were able to carefully unload our boxtruck and at this point in time, our booth is a wild mixture of metal cutouts and lonely bottles. Soon, this hubbub will be a shining light of hope and subsequently, it will help us in our journey to freak the world! You just hold on to your britches!
Keep on keepin on up all the escalators of the fancy building you are inevitably in and find a very patriotic man in a silly hat nailing big wooden signs to big wooden walls. You're very close to "da freak"
A very important step in the back-ends of a tradeshow.... No, really, listen up, this is important. It is imperative. Absolutely necessary ... to make a big mess. Ok, next.
There will be a loaf of people discussing things and wearing serious-faces. It is not a good idea to disturb them (but you CAN feed them! That is a very good starting point in this zoo!)
There may be a wily redhead working in extremely-bad-luck areas ....It's ok if you disturb her.
There should be a gaggle of phone calls. You will hear words like "businessy smusinessy" and "capital freakdom." Don't be afraid. They are usually harmless.
And past all of the construction and hoopla, there is a wall de freak! You are nearing the temporary headquarters of Freak-The-World Bureau. You are with family now!
OOPLAH!!!
Happy Friday, Freaks!!
