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Threadless Gets Subliminally Freaked

Our time in Chicago consisted of professional absurdities! Among those who officially got their freak on were The Onion - America's Finest News Source and Threadless - a vast (VAST!) community of designers, artists and t-shirt lovegurus.   During the grilled cheese party for Threadless, a...
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Don't worry...

...They're trained professionals.  
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HilariousHighlights of Mishap & Good Fortune

A few memorable moments from the past couple of days via Chicago!  Threadless decided it would be a good idea to use some of us for t-shirt product shots. We can only hope that they were not expecting them to turn out even mildly sane.  I know you can't read this, but th...
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ChicaGoGos

The past two days have been busy busy like the bees (BEADS?) in Chicago. Thursday, we had a special Freaker lunch for America's Finest News Source - The Onion. It was quite the joy and also the first time an angry passer-by asked if we had all of the correct city permits to throw a free-grill...
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There's nothing worse than roadside surgery, you know?

When Oliver gets in work mode, the lighting automatically adjusts itself to look like a Jim Jarmusch film. It's real weird, but we don't ask questions. 
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Intergalactic PekingTory

Once upon a time in a land pseudo-close by, there were weekly celebrations of Chinese Food (yes. capital F.) from Peking Gourmet in downtown Wilmington.  But times are dark, seeing that we have been geographically separated from our fellow Peking lovers, and the travelling Freaker brigade h...
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Mockery Solutions

So last night 5 men got together to sing congratulatory songs to Lauren. She did not particularly express thanks nor joy at the man-party, but we all know that secretly she enjoyed it. Instead, she took away all their Freakers and agreed to eat some of their cake.  And then she went to ...
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Re-uniFreakcation!

We got Oliver back! And somebody somewhere was looking down on us, because security wasn't even called when we violently tackled him at the airport! Halfway through rolling-around-on-the-Arrival's-concrete, we realized what this onslaught of brutally expressed love must have looked like to the ...
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