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This Week's Freak of the Week Giveaway

Hey there, everyone playing along at home! Before we get down to business, let's announce last week's winners!!!! In the "Make us giggle" category we have SHELBY TREICHLER with these lovely words: "Call Me a Savage, but I have No Limit to where I will hide my Clara Bow eggs this weekend. True t...
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Design Divas

 Four days into the Threadless + Freaker Design Challenge, there are currently 78 submissions for what will become a new gaggle of FreakFriends! Let's take a look at some of the contestants: CAROUSEL by kevinkanemochi GUARDING YOUR DRINK by artrocity FOOTLONG...
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Will You Rise to the Challenge?

You may have heard the buzz. You may have seen the video: The question now is, will you rise to the occasion? But lets back-track first, for those of you who are out of the loop! We have teamed up with our super cool friends up at Threadless! Together, harnessing their shirt d...
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Freak of the Week Giveaways Return!

Last year, we had weekly giveaway contests for whoever could make the greatest pun for the Freaker of the Week! We laughed at the good ones, cried for the bads ones, and all around had a grand ol' time making it rain freak-madness!  Well, young grasshoppers. The time has come to reinsta...
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Design a Freaker Contest Winner!

A couple months ago we held a Design-A-Freaker contest in which the winner's designs would go to production.   It took us a hot minute to figure out which designs were Freakerly feasible, but we found our winner and his name is Denton Holt, designer of the newest member of our Freaker F...
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Freak of the Week 11.0!

YuhOh! It's that time of the week again! Last week we lounged on the couch and played NES (hypothetically speaking of course -We have neither a tv or a console) and celebrated our good friend Ate Bit as the Freaker of the Week. The pun master awards go to.... Sarah Catherine: Atari I sp...
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Freak of the Week 5.0

Last week we all celebrated the triumph of good vs evil and also the fact that we're probably all Muggles. Sweatus Repelicus winners areeee: Shelby Treichler: Siriusly, don't be riddikulus and let this Freaker slytherin away! Jacob Rudolph: Get your Weasley little hands off my F...
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Freak of the Week 4.0 (Muggle Specialty!)

You kids (adults!) are incredible! Last week, The Linguist (Banana!!) made a pun debut and the winners areeeeeeeeee...... Justin Parson: “Orange" you glad your freaker says “banana?” Steve Barnes:Chikita Beernana For this week's freak, we are going to honor the greatest wizard...
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Freak of the Week 3.0

  Last Freak of the Week contest spawned some beauties! Keep them on rollin rollin rollin with this week's  pun contest starring Linguist, our bananarama. Winners for Heeltar: Jeremy Neff · Heel-fire and Tar-Nation that is one cool Freaker! Jarrod Drobot ·You may be a lov...
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Oops, we did it again (for the 1st time)

We've been real excited about the Design-a-Freaker contest and got a little maudlin when we didn't get any submissions for the first week (except for the mail-in scratch-and-sniff dinosaurs ... you know who you are, and no, we will not tell your boss). But then we found out the good/bad news!
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Freak of the Week: New Contest of Cunning Wit and Shameful Puns

So today the Freakerteam is feeling a little thing called "proud-of-themselves."  Not because: 1. They got more than 3 hours of sleep last night.  2. They had a business meeting on the beach yesterday and finally realized it was summertime. 3. Lauren's dog did NOT eat the...
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Contest: Design-a-Freaker

Are you an aspiring doodler? In need of bragging rights so you can finally talk to that cute girl at the gym? Are you a closeted freak seeking an outlet for liberation? Do you have an imaginary friend you'd like to see cuddling the liquids of America? ...
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