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Internet Holiday!

  We don't have to tell you that the internet is a special place to visit. You know. We know. Everyone knows. We WOULD, however, like to make your stay as pleasant as possible. Here are some of the best treats for the season - flavored with the spices of the world wide web. 
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The Web Week

You're not my mom, Fence. Hi chickadees!! Here is your news briefing of important events inside of the internet.  Ready? Go:
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Sour Dad

We'd like to take a moment and thank girls on the internet for little acts of brilliance like this one. Double your Freaker, double your fun.  Let's get Olsen Twinned, y'all. 
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Time out.

This is dedicated to everyone who has ever said "putting a sweater on your beer will make it warm." Insulation! It's science, guys!  
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Purism Tourism

Some of you may just be visiting, but some of you live inside of the internet. No national census or voter registration cards can convince us otherwise. Don't worry, we're not here to judge, we just want to open your natural habitat up to it's booming tourism industry potential. Like all motherlands, the internet has national treasures and widely recognized symbols of pride. Unlike traditional border states, however, these treasures are ever evolving and change on a daily basis. We've put together a little brochure for visitors, but feel free to make any necessary additions. Without further ado, welcome to the Matrix. 
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Monday Remedies

Taking vacations is an incredibly efficient way to rejuvenate the human mind. Some people relax by floating around the Bahamas with drink-umbrellas. Some enjoy hiking inhospitable terrains and buying kayaks that they will totally use. We get it. We just got back from a small vacation from the hustle and bustle of everyday life.  We took a journey into the depths of the internet. We brought you back some souvenirs.
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Holidays of Yore

  Welcome back, Earthlings. Your vacation is no more.  If your heart is broken about this news, we're here to evaporate your tears, with our special tear-vacuum named PIZZACAT-IN-SPACE!
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Google Goggles

  Yesterday, we exposed some of the Google Searches that accidentally led people to our website. We are so perplexed by some of these internet inquiries, that we decided to do a bit more research.  We took the Google Analytics of the Google Searches and Google Imaged our favorites.
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The Mystery of Jockostamps

  One of the benefits of having multiple people know the password to our Instagram account: We're following John Stamos and I don't know who to blame for this.
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Update: You guys are all jerks

In the two hours following our immensely well-done photoshop job about internet-hell, we have had at least 7 people "like" and then "dislike" our Facebook page so that we are in a stale-mate with the CyberDevil.    I'd like to say that someday we'll get you back for wh...
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Fab: The Redux

Do you love Freakers?  Do you passionately yearn for some of the discontinued styles? Do you only have itty-bitty-baby-dollars in your piggy bank?  FAB.COM IS FOR YOU!
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HELLP!

Is our Facebook page is trying to deliver a terrible omen!?!
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