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Interview Procedures
Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the newest member of the Freakerteam!
- His name is Nolan.
- Nobody has asked him what his middle name is yet, but we're all going to assume that it is Ray. Just like Justin Mitchener.
- He (pr...
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Boogers
Look at this little toot trying to crash our trimming party. Freaker distractions? Never!
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Cucalorus Screenprinting Saturday Sauce!
This Saturday, The Freakerteam and Friends got up early, sat in a circle and held hands singing Kumbaya while hand-screenprinting the posters for this week's festivities at Cucalorus!
Justin Mitchener wore his blow-out pants and designed the space-themed poster palloozza and Alisha ...
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Justin Mitchener: Man of Purchasing Bravery
We want to set something straight. Something of the upmost importance, relevance and immediacy to our peace of mind. I know alot of you out there are wondering, and that's where we come in. To ease your fears. To calm your nerves. To answer your questions of eternal disturbance. This one is...
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#MysteryChristmas: Alisha-Out-Dressing-Molly Edition
Today Alisha and Molly, the maidens of the office, were scheduled to have a dress-off. (Contrary to popular hopes, this does not entail either of them actually taking off their dresses. Instead, Alisha wanted to compete with Molly's constant fashionista status and "fancy herself up" so much that ...
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Intergalactic PekingTory
Once upon a time in a land pseudo-close by, there were weekly celebrations of Chinese Food (yes. capital F.) from Peking Gourmet in downtown Wilmington.
But times are dark, seeing that we have been geographically separated from our fellow Peking lovers, and the travelling Freaker brigade h...
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Corporate Etiquette.
A couple days ago, as we mourned the death of aroused beetles due to the relatively low density level of the world's Freaker population, we mentioned our Freaker USA business meetings.
This one is for all the h8erz out there who didn't believe that we had ultra-serious-business-meetings...
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Office Antics!
Three of us here on The Freakerteam have been galavanting across the country freaking everything in sight.
Meanwhile, back at the office, the rest of the freaks have been tweeting the most absurdly amazing storm to rival the rambles of even Martha Stewart.
Highlights Include:...
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