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Even though it was said that it could not be done, we stopped in Bat Country. Vegas just got super freaked, and the city of sins transformed into the city of grins.

  We like everything. Sometimes we reveal our true colors and say that we love everything. Once upon a time, we confessed our undying love for Oklahoma, along with our apologies and regrets that we hadn't always known to love Oklahoma so fiercely. Want to wallow in an Okie Bubble with us?! The fine folks at Ida Red Boutique have put together this A+ video about a Freaker life, living in a boxtruck, and slingin' grilled cheese sandwiches for the masses! "Why? We said it one time and then it felt like the thing to do. Because we said we were going to do it and then grilled cheese!"  

... Just like that Creed song. Don't pretend to be so suave, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Half of us are saying buh-bye to the American expanse of the Great Plains. The other half are saying buh-bye to a different kind of spacial curiosity: our old office.

Oklahoma, I think it's finally time for us to sit down and have the gritty yet necessary conversation.  Let me start by saying that this is an open forum, and the highest valued commodity is honesty. Whew. Okay. You ready?

I would like to clarify: This was taken in a Wendy's. Texas rules. You Texans are so sweet. Sweet than apple pie. Sweeter than spring chickens. Sweeter than a vat of cane sugar mixed with artificial sweetener mixed with extra sweetened honey! You're sweeter than all of these things combined with the other sweet colloquialisms describing sweet things with an extra sweet cherry on top.

In the past couple of days, the Freakerteam has been doing kartwheels in the dirty south. Here are some things that we've learned...

Remember that time we turned a boxtruck into a neon-dream house and travelled around the country throwing everyone grilled cheese parties in celebration of EVERYTHING? Those were the days. There is, however, one minor detail that's been bugging us: we're not too keen on living in the past. Let's edit "those were the days" to read "these are the days." That's right, little chickies. We're on the road again! The boxtruck revolution is in full force! The FreakerBtruck has been fully renovated with a new grilled cheese stage, earhugs speaker system, complete with a DJ party deck on the roof! Freaker Tour 2013 is coming to an America near you!  The first sandwich to hit the grill can be found today in Auburn, Alabama at The Villager! Swing by to get fed, funned, and freaked!!! Stay tuned, stay tooned! Lovin on you, world!