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HAPPY SAPPY, Y'ALL!!!! In celebration of romantic love, self love, friend love, puppy love, all love, one love - our sweetest styles of splendor are on sale! Love you, mean it. Shop our 20% off lovely lovies HERE! 

How do you survive winter? The days are darker, colder, harsher, and downright meaner. Seasonal depression has been around since the dawn of "feeling weird," but so has the human talent of counteracting it! Whether it be sun lamps, whiskey, or scheduled cuddle-piles, we can all get through winter somehow. But what about the furry friends? Their walks are colder, shorter, and tragically less smelly, yet somehow they make it work. This week we want you to shed a light on the inner brain-workings of a puppy battling seasonal depression. Because D'AWWWW! WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages featuring Hungry Hound Beer Grain Treats! What happens when you cross dog-fanatics with home-brew enthusiasts? An efficient, green, furry love affair with sustainable treats! Partnering with local breweries, Hungry Hounds recycles what's called "spent grains," AKA the leftovers from the brewing process that are super-duper nutritional and delicious for ze pups! Hungry Hound also partners with local farmers to ensure they have the freshest eggs, rawest honey, and mapley-est syrup for the rest of their ingredients! Each winner gets a pack of Hungry Hound Beer Grain Treats, and a Freaker + Freaker Feet combo of your choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know how your furry friends mentally cope with the woes of winter. Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

We're too overwhelmingly excited, so we'll get straight to the point: OUR SPRING/SUMMER 2017 COLLECTION IS HERE AND IT RULES. You are hereby advised to check out your new favorite Freakers like Piggy Stardust (Chyah!!!), The Great Catsby (D'aw!), and Lobster Downey Jr. (wuuuuuut). Come on in, the water is extra fine! Shop our new Fresh Meat Freakers and Freaker Feet HERE!

  SURE: Valentines Day is a celebration of love. But today, let's take a step back from the googly-eyes of romantic intimacy and focus on where it all begins: loving the living $*#! out of yourself.  In the wise words of global sensei Rupaul: "If you can't love yourself, how the hellllllllllll you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an Amen?" AMEN.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages custom digital portraits from David Mercer Art! David is ingrained in the hearts and minds of the Freakerteam as a local artist, good friend, adventure enthusiast, part time Freaker designer, and fellow joy warrior!From complete & coherent 2D collections, to mixed media madness, to wonkydonk branding, to furry-friend portraits, David has seen/done/been it all. Now he's diving into the deep end of digital portraits and you're all invited to the party. (Ever need a custom pet portrait painting for the win? He takes commissions all day e'ryday!) Fun fact: David is the creator behind this week's Freaker feature: 50 Shades of Neigh! Each winner gets a custom portrait, a 50 Shades of Neigh Freaker, and a pair of matching Freaker Feet socks!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your goofiest / most interesting selfie that you love with the hashtag #SelfLoveFreak for your chance to win! (David will be personally picking his favorite doofy expressions of self love!)  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Don't gag - but Valentines Day is sneaking up on you. What are you going to whip up? Too tied up to find the right gift? Off the cuffs, there's bound to be a perfect Freaker - just don't be blind(folded) by too many options!  We'll make it easy by releasing our saucy romance equestrian extraordinaire: 50 Shades of Neigh! It's a real bonding experience. 50 Shades of Neigh Freakers and Freaker Feet are both available online now!

The only thing more vast, gorgeous, and diverse than the Animal Kingdom is the Spirit Animal Kingdom. Our customer service dude's spirit animal is Big Bird with a giraffe neck playing the drums. Operations HBIC? A pink poodle smoking a cigar in a leather jacket & a ruby crown. CEO Zach? Depending on the day, he'll range from an alpaca bathing in glitter to a mexican jumping bean with googly eyes.  Today, our spirit animal is encouragement sloth, and we think you're perfect.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages the wild wonders of Culture Flock!  Hailing from sweet sweet Springfield, Missouri, Culture Flock is a firm believer in the power-of-silly and having fun. Every. Single. Day. From apparel to totes to stickers to patches to sweatpants (because, duh), these gals have figured out the ultimate art of putting a smile on your face and a laser-shot of warmth in your heart!  Each winner gets a grab bag of sloth magic from Culture Flock and a Hang In There sloth Freaker!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and show us your spirit animal (and why!) in the comment section for your chance to win!  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

There are only 2 certainties in life:  1. Sloths are UNARGUABLY adorable. 2. People should take care of each other. Know somebody that's going through a tough time? Let 'em know they're awesome. Have a pet sloth with a broken claw? Love bandages all!! Be present for one another & hang in there, y'all. Hang In There Freakers, now available online! 

Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy air guitar? IT DOESN'T MATTER. There's an unimaginable power in you, one that you need to use for good. The string is yours, Frodo.  Now hold your guitar closely and whisper 3 times slowly: My Precious.  Lord of the Strings Freaker, now available online! (for a limited time only)

2017 is going to be great, can't you feel it? Everything will be newer and shinier, with more bells, more whistles, and we'll be saying, everyday, 2017 is SO FRESH, and SO CLEAN. Our daily costumes will be more bedazzled, stories will be more embellished, even our calendars will be embroidered!  Let the festivities commence! WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring Fruit Of The Month Calendars from Heather Lins Home!  Hailing from Madison, Wisconsin, Heather's line of quirky home goods gives an added pop to traditional items.  Her calendars employ easy poke-and-stitch DIY embroidery and comes with embroidery floss, needle, calendar cards, with diagrams and instructrions to learn four simple stitches! Each winner gets a Fruit of the Month Calendar, an I Am Froot Freaker and Freaker Feet socks to match!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us what you plan to embellish in 2017! Use the hashtag #DIYfreaker for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Are you fearlessly guarding our galaxy? Are you also a pinneaple? WE KNOW. And we're here for you. I Am Froot Freakers and Freaker Feet, available online now!!!

In the wise words of our friend and yours, "Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh!" which roughly translates to "New Year, New You, New Freakers!"  We're starting off with a hip hip hooray, ready to play, in a galaxy far far away.  Tupacca Freakers and Freaker Feet are now available for pre-order! (They ship next week!) 

New Years Resolutions can be tricky. Lose 10 pounds, quit smoking, stop eating your cat's furballs, learn The Spice Girl's entire anthology on a keytar, domesticate a feral raccoon, wear more unflattering wigs. THERE'S NO RIGHT ANSWER. Do stuff. Try not to die. We're here to help. The end. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the only planner you'll need in 2017 by Power & Light Press! Power and Light Press is fueled by a fleet of all-female letterpress printers with clean hands and filthy mouths: a bunch of real class acts who like making real-ass things. Their work is designed, printed, and packaged in-house, "meaning each and every piece has come straight from our own blood, sweat, and tears. Metaphorically. For the most part." Power and Light also conveniently makes an appropriate accessory for the New Year : A Week Of Poor Choices. Bring it on, bbs. Each winner gets a Week Of Poor Choices planner and a Party Ferret Freaker! HOW TO ENTER:Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave us a comment with your most obscure New Years Resolution for you chance to win!