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SuperFreaker HotTub HotLove

 About a month ago, we got to live all kinds of dreams during a weekend stay at the House of Creatives. One of the shoots was a collaboration with the Freakerteam and Super Sunglasses (which really are superb) as photographed by Eric White. The result was an explosion of color, joy, and a tu...
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Homebound Huniez!

Yesterday we drove our FreakerMobile into the depths of the one place we haven't seen in quite a while: home!  We wore suits and ties and unsuccessfully tried to trick everyone into thinking that the road had changed our business methods. PSSSSFH!  Coincidentally (OR IS IT?!) we...
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Urban Myths

We found Zach's sister in a dive bar in Richmond, Virginia! And we would like to make it known that contrary to popular belief, she does not have a beard.   Maybe a metaphorical beard. A spirit beard, if you will.  But she has nails that shine. Like JUSTICE. 
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Mystery Christmas: DC Installment.

Christmas? We'll tell you when you're older.   
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Jollification on Capital Hill!

Today we had an escapade around the streets of our nation's capital. We dressed in disguise so that nobody would recognize a freak. It went over smashingly, darling, just smashingly.    This is actually what we look like on a day-to-day basis. We just dress up like weirdos for pho...
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Zach Cruise

Starring in Frisky Business.   
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Halloween Homecoming!

Wilmington! Get ready. We're comin' home. And we're going to throw you a bash. YUH-OH!  This Saturday at Satellite come out and we'll feed you, freak you and fiesta until the sun comes up (this is a lie. We will only fiesta until Satellite kicks us out at 1:59 am.) Specialties include!:...
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CMJ + INDMusic + Freakers = NYC Snugglefest

This weekend in New York, we got the honor and the pleasure of freaking the CMJ music festival and INDMusic!! Our living room was stationed outside of The Living Room. Highlights include: NOT getting hassled by the cops. This was truly a feat and a very impressive accomplishment seeing th...
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Revolutionary!

One windy afternoon in New York, we decided to get into the new cultural spirit of things and so we all got riled up and went down to the occupation.    We #OccupyWallStreet-ed for a while, read all the signs, danced all the dances, and gawked around in the most spectacular spectacl...
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Adios, Muchachos!

New York, we love you. Eternally.  Until next time, stay crassy!
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Wilmington Overflowing!

Yesterday at the CMJ music festival, Freaks were out in full force. Of the handful of Wilmingtonians we unexpectedly saw floating around the streets of New York City, these two always set our hearts a-glowin. Ladies and Gentlemen, they once again found our Soft Spot.  The Freake...
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Subway ScareTactics

The New York subway system has been fully freaked but also slightly traumatized. We decided to take Trish, our resident prosthetic arm, on an underground rollercoaster ride of love. The results were disturbing and mildly unacceptable (in the good way!) Greeting all the patrons....
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