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Are you in New York for the International Gift Fair?! Oh lawdy, we are too!!! Here's why you should absolutely come visit us at booth #2755: 1. We have a present for you! Hint: It starts with a Fre and ends with an Aker. And no, it is not a French breadmaker. 2. Yesterday was Champagne Monday (yes, this is a real thing, don't ask questions.) Maybe there are some leftovers for yours truly! 3. We will serenade you with your favorite hits from 1992. Don't believe me? Try us. 4. Endless high fives and a loving peer-pressure to come bowl with us tonight. And now for the winners of last week's Freaker Friday Giveaway contest!!!

The Freakerteam is still in New York for bizznizz, but we're going to be taking a tiny break from Hustle City to partake in a small trip to the Hustle Lanes. Yep yep, tonight we're going to be at Brooklyn Bowl, knocking pins & sipping juice! Come grab a beer with us! We'd love to high five your everything! 7pm WOO!

But.... it's still awesome. So..  Disclaimer: Freaker USA Inc does not officially condone drinking champagne on Monday afternoon in to-go cups in front of golf-cart cops while profusely bleeding because you were hit by a car earlier that morning while biking to the Fung-Wah.   ...

Oof! Tradeshow Fever!! The Freakerteam is still at the New York International Gift Fair and we're having dance parties all day everyday. Come see us and get freaked at booth #1654! In other tradeshow news... For all of you exotics out there, we have a special tropical paradise surprise for you! ...

Today, at least one of us took a shower. A real shower. The kind of shower that you find in bathrooms worldwide. With a faucet and heat options. During this shower, we became a little nostalgic about times and places where shower security was limited. Not all boxtruck-turned-houses have functioni...

Over the past couple of months, we have had the honor of meeting, greeting and freaking the most inspirational figures in modern American culture. One of our favorite creatures (because to call him human is doing the great man a disgrace) goes by the name of Eric White. Mr. White is a photogr...

This weekend in New York, we got the honor and the pleasure of freaking the CMJ music festival and INDMusic!! Our living room was stationed outside of The Living Room. Highlights include: NOT getting hassled by the cops. This was truly a feat and a very impressive accomplishment seeing th...

One windy afternoon in New York, we decided to get into the new cultural spirit of things and so we all got riled up and went down to the occupation.    We #OccupyWallStreet-ed for a while, read all the signs, danced all the dances, and gawked around in the most spectacular spectacl...

New York, we love you. Eternally.  Until next time, stay crassy!

Yesterday at the CMJ music festival, Freaks were out in full force. Of the handful of Wilmingtonians we unexpectedly saw floating around the streets of New York City, these two always set our hearts a-glowin. Ladies and Gentlemen, they once again found our Soft Spot.  The Freake...

Last night, there was a family funtime photo fest at the studios of the lens master himself, Mr. Eric White.  As we twiddle our fingers of anticipations of how his shots turned out, we have a little sneak preview of our own…  

The New York subway system has been fully freaked but also slightly traumatized. We decided to take Trish, our resident prosthetic arm, on an underground rollercoaster ride of love. The results were disturbing and mildly unacceptable (in the good way!) Greeting all the patrons....