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Windbreakers of Victory!

Who are your friends? We are your friends!
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The correct answer is...

These were some of your official answers: Wearing Clothes. / This photo was taken tomorrow. / Elves don't wear watches. / No beard on the elf. / It looks like the elf is being held against his will for the picture when he clearly needs a potty break. / ...Honestly, I can't find three things RIGHT with this photo.
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Dispatch from Slovenia: Rockstar Edition

This morning we woke up to the most beautiful message in cyber-space coming from a land far far away. The Slovenians have struck yet again with their mighty sword of excellence.
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Hotspot Hometown

I saw this photograph posted by Front Street Brewery today and HOLY SMOKES, YALL... Having Wilmington as a homebase is cooler than a penguin in the depths of an ice-berg ice-cave in ice-land (not to be confused with Iceland.)
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Adrienne's OTHER Alter-Egos

Did you guys hear about that guy who tight roped across the Niagra Falls from US into Canada last week? ...So what you're telling me is that this man not only spent $1.3 million to legally stroll into Canada, but his family has been doing the same thing for 200 years? This dude is nuts. You know who is equally nuts? Adrienne. 
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Here's Photo Stock Explaining Why We're Still Recovering

For those of you who weren't able to make it to our 1-year birthday party on June 10th, I'm pretty sure you're fed up with us flaunting how much fun you could have had. I understand your woes and all those regrets for opportunities missed.... but too freakin bad. Here are some of the finished photos of the ShakeParade & ShakeQuake.
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Daddy Day Dogs!

< Taken by Michael Edwards  #WHOSYODADDY!?
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New Artifacts from HOC!

  Well, well, well. The fine folks at the House of Creatives have decided to break our hearts yet again by releasing new photographic evidence of how amazing time spent with them can be. These particular shots were from a Freaker collaboration with Super Sunglasses at the House in rural Pennsylvania circa October, 2011!  All photos by the warrior of magnificence, Eric T. White
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The Freaker Guide To Not Trusting Beauty Magazines

  It has been uncovered, via our graphics master Justin, that photoshop exists. And it exists hard.
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David's Multiple Personality Sing-A-Long

  That's right, folks. It has been confirmed: David Adusei is also completely nuts
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Dispatch from Bean Town

  Even though he was a bit raggedy, the girls could tell that this guy had a decent heart and wasn't going to mouth-foam (verb; to foam at the mouth) if he got confused or egocentric.
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Lauren Also Suffers From Dissociative Identity Disorder. Shocking.

She watches the movie Happy Killmore once a month with her favorite freaker, Goosebumps. She will probably cut you.
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