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Man in a Lag. Dog in a Bag.

  Home sweet home. You can tell that this is a reunion moment because Pete the Dog actually looks like he's a real dog. ...as opposed to this.
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Welcome Home

New York City, you're really lovely and all, but I think we should break up. Maybe we just need a little time apart.   It's not you. It's me. (Actually, it's an office in North Carolina filled with puppies & pretty ladies, but we won't go into the details of our other-city-mistress.) &...
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Adventures in the Unknown

The day began like any day should: with a trip to the dollar store for floaties & metallic lick-on tattoos. Head banging was involved, because after all... this is America. #FreeToFloat2012
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InstaFrand

  Hey there boys & girls. Follow us on instagram & let's get weird.... together..... forever.
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Makin' Friends.

LOOK AT THAT SASSY BABE IN THE MIDDLE!  (And no, I'm not talking about Leigh in a sequined butterfly shirt. She's alright, but check out that angry beauty in the pink pants! SAUCY!)
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Growing Up

Justin's birthday was last night.  Lauren turned into a pumpkin & the birthday boy paralyzed half of his face. In celebration.
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Our Failed Attempt to Cultivate Street-Cred in Hotlanta.

So once upon a time (yesterday.) three of the freak warriors ventured into the fiery depths of a magical land called Atlanta.  Sidenote: Yes, this is our 2nd time to Atlanta this month. We're trying to get enough local street credit that when a middle-aged predator at a dive bar asks us "You come here often?," we can rightfully say "Why yes. Yes we do come here often."
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Reign of Multi-legged Terror

It was if "cries of disgust & screams of panic" were Justin's evolutionary mating call. He was at the scene of the roach-crime almost immediately like a knight in shining anti-roach armor.
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Because... For Freedom!

  Like any good beginning to an Independence Day celebration, we put on our "Hey man, you know that's actually not America but Texas, or Puerto Rico, or Chile...right?" shorts.
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Steamy Journeys Down Under

< Upon the realization that "The Silver Slipper" was not in fact a strip club, the Freakerteam suddenly awoke from Pedro's sultry (HOT.) hypnosis & raised their fists of justice.
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Snapturtle Sunday Shots

  Sunday was our one-year birthday party, the results of which slightly crippled us for the next 48 hours. Justin had his fancy camera on board and has been editing your glamour shots all morning - but in the mean time, I want to give you a sneak preview of the rowdy riles that were accomplished via Dear Laney's lens:
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ShakeQuake Mannequin Rumble!

 This is Citizen CandyKane. He is a news junkie, film junkie, cheese junkie, and Skittles Juice junkie.
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