American Made Face Mask

Made with antimicrobial silver yarn used by the United States Special
Forces, NASA, and Olympic athletes.


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Get 10, Give 10 | Mix-N-Match Masks
Get 10, Give 10 | Mix-N-Match Masks
  • $50.00
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Get 5, Give 5 | America Mask
Get 5, Give 5 | America Mask
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Get 5, Give 5 | America Mask

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Get 5, Give 5 | Smiley Mask
Get 5, Give 5 | Smiley Mask
  • $25.00
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Get 5, Give 5 | Smiley Mask

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Get 5, Give 5 | Rainbow Mask
Get 5, Give 5 | Rainbow Mask
  • $25.00
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Get 5, Give 5 | Rainbow Mask

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Get 5, Give 5 | Heart Mask
Get 5, Give 5 | Heart Mask
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SLIPPY

Protect your hands and the OCEAN.
Each SLIPPY you purchase takes
one plastic bottle off the coast of Mexico or Haiti!


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FREAKER

Protect your drinks from hot hands
and the sun, keeping it cool way past
the time it should take to drink it!


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Watermelon
Watermelon
  • $9.99
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Watermelon

  • $9.99

My Hump My Hump My Hump...Check it Out Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elas...

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Unicorn
Unicorn
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Unicorn

  • $9.99

Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn... Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elast...

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Lawn Flamingo
Lawn Flamingo
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Lawn Flamingo

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When One Just Isn’t Enough!! Close your eyes, click your heels three times and you get get transported to a Florida retirement home. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation...

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Baberaham Lincoln
Baberaham Lincoln
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Baberaham Lincoln

  • $9.99

Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how you’re about to make your bottles feel all the time! Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to dr...

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Sun's Out Buns Out!
Sun's Out Buns Out!
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Sun's Out Buns Out!

  • $9.99

Reach out and grab some buns! Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is kn...

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Bitch Please
Bitch Please
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Bitch Please

  • $9.99

The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! Keep it COLD - Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina - Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina. Insulates - Kee...

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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart

  • $9.99

For those that love the turtles. Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. Made in North Carolina: A popular state for 80's rock lovers and sea turtles. Who would have ...

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Beach Babe Lemonade
Beach Babe Lemonade
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Beach Babe Lemonade

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Have a Squeeze!! Covers more than the average banana hammock. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits...

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FREAKER FEET

Socks made with combed cotton
picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit
in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it.


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Pete Pooping
Pete Pooping
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Pete Pooping

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These Drop in Deuces! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it.   One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support you...

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Commander in Tweet
Commander in Tweet
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Commander in Tweet

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"Only Rosie O’Donnell"  FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it.  BUY NOW One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and su...

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Free Turtles!
Free Turtles!
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Free Turtles!

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Everyone in America deserves a Free Turtle... FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it.   One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental f...

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I Tooted
I Tooted
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I Tooted

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Your Toot, Your Voice... FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it.   One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support ...

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Baberaham Lincoln
Baberaham Lincoln
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Baberaham Lincoln

  • $15.99

We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footpri...

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The Donald
The Donald
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The Donald

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The greatest reality show host turned President ever!!! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it.   One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small envir...

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Harry Otter
Harry Otter
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Harry Otter

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Open Clams with a Swish of a Stick... FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it.  One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint ...

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Zero Fox Given
Zero Fox Given
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Zero Fox Given

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Give No Fox These Comfy Socks! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!!  Your feet are worth it.   One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit!  MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and su...

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