Team Ocean
- $4.99
Because it Just Makes Sense... What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY. Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced latte’s dripping on your legs or soggying up your cup holder!...
Flower Power
- $4.99
Go ahead... Scratch and sniff! First person to buy 150 slippies (any styles) and sew them all together to make an afghan, wins $100 and a whole bunch of high fives! What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn t...
Pineapple
- $4.99
Feelin' Fruity! What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY. Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced latte’s dripping on your legs or soggying up your cup holder! Protects YOUR ...
Unicorn
- $4.99
It's Magical! What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY. Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced latte’s dripping on your legs or soggying up your cup holder! Protects YOUR Ha...
Old Glory
- $4.99
She's a Grand Ol' Slippy What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY. Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced latte’s dripping on your legs or soggying up your cup holder! Prote...
Lawn Flamingos
- $4.99
One’s never enough... Apparently flamingos are white, but get the pink coloring from eating burritos with shrimp in them. What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY. Sto...
Montana
- $4.99
FACT - You Don’t Have to be From Montana to Buy This... What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY. Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced latte’s dripping on your legs or sog...
Pelican
- $4.99
Why yes, a peliCAN! What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY. Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced latte’s dripping on your legs or soggying up your cup holder! Protects Y...
Watermelon
- $9.99
My Hump My Hump My Hump...Check it Out Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! Fits EVERY Beverage - Elas...
Unicorn
- $9.99
Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn... Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! Fits EVERY Beverage - Elast...
Lawn Flamingo
- $9.99
When One Just Isn’t Enough!! Close your eyes, click your heels three times and you get get transported to a Florida retirement home. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation...
Baberaham Lincoln
- $9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how you’re about to make your bottles feel all the time! Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to dr...
Sun's Out Buns Out!
- $9.99
Reach out and grab some buns! Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is kn...
Bitch Please
- $9.99
The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! Keep it COLD - Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina - Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina. Insulates - Kee...
Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
- $9.99
For those that love the turtles. Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. Made in North Carolina: A popular state for 80's rock lovers and sea turtles. Who would have ...
Beach Babe Lemonade
- $9.99
Have a Squeeze!! Covers more than the average banana hammock. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! Fits...
Pete Pooping
- $15.99
These Drop in Deuces! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support you...
Commander in Tweet
- $15.99
"Only Rosie O’Donnell" FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. BUY NOW One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and su...
Free Turtles!
- $15.99
Everyone in America deserves a Free Turtle... FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental f...
I Tooted
- $15.99
Your Toot, Your Voice... FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support ...
Baberaham Lincoln
- $15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footpri...
The Donald
- $15.99
The greatest reality show host turned President ever!!! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small envir...
Harry Otter
- $15.99
Open Clams with a Swish of a Stick... FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint ...
Zero Fox Given
- $15.99
Give No Fox These Comfy Socks! FREAKER FEET - Socks made with combed cotton picked in GA, then spun, dyed, and knit in North Carolina!! Your feet are worth it. One Size Fits Most - knit with reduced cross stretch for a better fit! MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and su...