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SAVE THE OCEAN
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Go ahead... Scratch and sniff!
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It's Magical!
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A Treasured Slippy
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Feelin' Fruity!
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From Aunt Linda's Yard in Boca!
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She's a Grand Ol' Slippy
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NOTHING is better than a little Vanilla and a little Chocolate...
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Ever Wanted to Drink America?
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Reach out and grab some buns!
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Go for a quick dip!
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Don't Be A Prick
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Stay sharp.
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Did it all for the Wookie.
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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian!
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A strong, independent skull that don't need no body.
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These Drop in Deuces!
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"I never call it tweet, I call it social media because it’s much bigger than tweet." - Pres. Donald J. Trump
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Everyone in America deserves a Free Turtle.
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Your Toot, Your Voice!
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We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS!
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The greatest reality show host turned President ever!!!
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He Opens Clams with a Swish of his Stick
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Zero Fox Given Socks
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Give No Fox These Comfy Socks!
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