Watermelon
Watermelon
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Watermelon

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My Hump My Hump My Hump...Check it Out Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elas...

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Unicorn
Unicorn
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Unicorn

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Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn... Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elast...

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Lawn Flamingo
Lawn Flamingo
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Lawn Flamingo

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When One Just Isn’t Enough!! Close your eyes, click your heels three times and you get get transported to a Florida retirement home. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation...

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Baberaham Lincoln
Baberaham Lincoln
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Baberaham Lincoln

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Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how you’re about to make your bottles feel all the time! Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to dr...

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Sun's Out Buns Out!
Sun's Out Buns Out!
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Sun's Out Buns Out!

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Reach out and grab some buns! Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is kn...

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Bitch Please
Bitch Please
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Bitch Please

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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! Keep it COLD - Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina - Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina. Insulates - Kee...

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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart

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For those that love the turtles. Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. Made in North Carolina: A popular state for 80's rock lovers and sea turtles. Who would have ...

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Beach Babe Lemonade
Beach Babe Lemonade
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Beach Babe Lemonade

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Have a Squeeze!! Covers more than the average banana hammock. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits...

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Don't Be A Prick
Don't Be A Prick
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Don't Be A Prick

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Stay sharp. Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.  Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pe...

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Heck Yeah
Heck Yeah
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Heck Yeah

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Ever Wanted to Drink America? Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is kn...

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Piña Poolada
Piña Poolada
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Piña Poolada

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Go for a quick dip! Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT - No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in thro...

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Tupacca
Tupacca
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Tupacca

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Did it all for the Wookie. Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice. Made in North Carolina: Not a place that is...

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Sugar High
Sugar High
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Sugar High

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A strong, independent skull that don't need no body. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Be...

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TACOCAT
TACOCAT
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TACOCAT

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Taco. Cat. TACOCAT!!!!!!!! Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. Made in North Carolina: Where our tacos are grown organically. Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condens...

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Harry Otter
Harry Otter
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Harry Otter

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Sweaticus Maximus  Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throug...

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Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders
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Bernie Sanders

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A working class Freaker if there ever was one. Even fits the top 1% of bottle sizes. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripp...

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The Donald
The Donald
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The Donald

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“Only Rosie O’Donnell“  One Size Fits All: Which is great because beverage containers, like hands, come in many sizes. Made in North Carolina: I BLEED red, white & blue! Insulates: Keeps the drinks cold, keeps the drinks hot. Machine Washable: Put this in the laundry and the maid will take c...

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I Kitty the Fool
I Kitty the Fool
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I Kitty the Fool

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Kitty got no time for the jibba-jabba. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elast...

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I Am Froot
I Am Froot
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I Am Froot

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I am Froot... One Size Fits All: I am Froot. Made in North Carolina: I am Froot. Insulates: I am Froot. Machine Washable: I am Froot. American Jobs: I am Froot!

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Shrimp Pimp
Shrimp Pimp
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Shrimp Pimp

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Party Like a Flock Star! Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it.    Made in North Carolina: Where the coolest birds live, hands down. Insulates: It's not magic. It's ...

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Chile Nelson
Chile Nelson
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Chile Nelson

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Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again. If you put this Freaker on the right bottle, get 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it...

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Spit Happens
Spit Happens
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Spit Happens

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S*it Happens. One Size Fits All: From human baby bottles to farm-sized baby bottles. Have you seen how big those things are? Made in North Carolina: Where, according to our internal polling, there are between 6,000 and 38,900 llamas that call NC home. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands ...

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Blow Me
Blow Me
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Blow Me

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But make a wish first... Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in ...

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Puking Unicorn
Puking Unicorn
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Puking Unicorn

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You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.   M...

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Cockadoodle Don't Even
Cockadoodle Don't Even
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Cockadoodle Don't Even

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DON'T. EVEN. Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout t...

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Game of Cones
Game of Cones
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Game of Cones

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Spoiler Alert: Ice cream is delicious.  Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it! Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs!  Fits EVERY Beverage - Elas...

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