Baberaham Lincoln Socks
$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS!
One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty.
Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out.
What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of.
American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.
Puking Unicorn
$9.99
You'd like to know where rainbows come from? We have some news...
One Size Fits All: From a 20oz. to a 2L to a Gal. It fits them all.
Made in North Carolina: By North Carolina Artist Emily Martian!
Insulates: For keeping that Fanta as cold as possible.
Machine Washable: Wash it after a long night of a few too many drinks. ;)
American Jobs: The home of over 1.6 million unicorns!
Puking Unicorn Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Tupacca Socks
$15.99
Picture All Eyez on Your Socks!
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Not a galaxy or country far, far away.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Come to think of it, I don't understand space clothing. How often should it be washed?
American Jobs: Where people live free!
John Lemon Socks
$15.99
The Fab Four: George Pearison, Ringo Starfruit, John Lemon, and Paul McCartpea
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: A great place to be and be from.
Machine Washable: These socks love a good Twist and with Shout laundry detergent.
American Jobs: The folks that make these are from this side of the pond. Thanks for helping keep it that way!
Spit Happens Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Unicorn On The Cob Socks
$15.99
50% Unicorn. 50% Cob. 100% Magically Amazing!!!
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: A land where there are two known sightings of unicorns that we know of.
Machine Washable: These socks love a good romp in the washer with all of your other clothes.
American Jobs: Work in a highly magical land is only possible with you! Thank you.
Alpaca Bowl Socks
$15.99
...then alpaca 'nother one :-)
One Size Fits Most: You don't have to worry about stuffing these too much. These socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: Even the cotton we make these socks with is grown and processed right here in the U.S.A. - Amen.
Machine Washable: The wash best in the machine six paces from the front door at your local laundromat. Don't ask us how we know this. We just do, man.
Materials: The majority of the sock is made of cotton, but we also threw in some polyester and a minimum amount of spandex to make sure they stretch and fit snug.
Conservation Nation Socks
$15.99
Right on, rhino friend.
Proceeds from your purchase of this AMAZING custom design will go to Conservation Nation.
They give to Smithsonian projects in the wild, including a project to help endangered rhinos stay alive.
So make the purchase and don your socks on the dance floor with pride! You just saved the planet with your fancy footwork.
Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world!
Sizes: Men sizes 4-12 and Women sizes 6-14
Machine Washable: You can wash these like normal socks, or you can hand wash them in Nile when you visit the rhinos you just helped save! Not sure about the legality of that second one though.
Materials: Customized Cotton/Polyester Blend
Game of Cones
$9.99
Spoiler Alert: Ice cream is delicious.
One Size Fits All: From the littlest fingers to the paws of giants.
Made in North Carolina: That's what's west of Westeros.
Insulates: Keeps things warm in the North. Cold in Highgarden.
Machine Washable: Because machines do the wash, not people.
American Jobs: Where the fate is up to the people!!!!!
TACOCAT Socks
$15.99
MEOW! *crunch* YUM! PUUURRRR.
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: It is rumored that NC is home to the 1,315th ever cat birthed out back of a taco stand.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but watch out for the claws. They're sharp!
American Jobs: A place where we can all MEOW freely at the top of our lungs!!!!
I Am Froot Socks
$15.99
You Ever Toss a Froot Salad?
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where pineapple are available year-round.
Machine Washable: Gotta keep these bad boys clean somehow.
American Jobs: From toe to top, these socks are made in the USA. Thanks for keeping it local!
Don't Be A Prick Socks
$15.99
These socks are more for those around you.
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where cacti come to hang out.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable, but watch out for the thorns.
American Jobs: We're a bit bias, but the cactus in the southwestern United States are the perfect cactus.
Caticorn Socks
$15.99
Caticorns can meow in 5 languages
-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Buns N' Roses Socks
$15.99
OHHHH Sweet Dallop O' Mayochup
One Size Fits Most: These unisex socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: Presumably, in a city of paradise.
Machine Washable: With soap and water and like colors recommended
American Jobs: Blessings on you and your Freaky Family!
Take Me To Your Litter Socks
$15.99
All Your Chezburger are Belong to Us
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: A state that could claim at least 15 paranormal cat incidents in the last decade.
Machine Washable: Or you can use sanitation POD if you have one laying around.
American Jobs: We love cute kitties and alien socks!
The Donald Socks
$15.99
The greatest reality show host turned President ever!!!
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Many things he likes about this state. He won this state. That says something, right. *shrugs*
Machine Washable: Because you will want your Executive socks to look as clean as a Big Mac.
American Jobs: Obviously, Pres. Trump is the only reason the American economy exists. It didn't before he got into office. Correct.
Darth Brooks Socks
$15.99
We find the lack of these socks in your cart... disturbing.
One Size Fits Most! Typically, men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: Because we know quality.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... in the nearest body of water.
American Jobs: Thank you kindly for your support!
Grand Theft Otter Socks
$15.99
These socks are 5-stars. Try to lose them...
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where all the otters go to live free.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... you know. For the otters.
American Jobs: Here we go again...
I Kitty the Fool Socks
$15.99
Meowin' on 'Em
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where superstars appear from time to time.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Also claw washable...
American Jobs: Where the people roam free and sometimes shoot big guns.
Zero Fox Given Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Tropickle Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Cam Newton Socks
$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: The proud home of the football team from the Carolinas.
Machine Washable: These things love the spin cycle. It helps shed dirt to keep broken plays alive!
American Jobs: So you know it's MVP quality.
Doggie Paddle Socks
$15.99
Woof, woof, ROOOOOOOOOOOOrooo.
GRRR Ruff Ruff Bark: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
OOORRooo roo roo: Mailman must be here.
Sniff, Sniff, Bark Bark Bark: Also hand washable...
Hmmmm Hhhmmm Ruf: Must be time to go outside and sniff things for 20min. while we play on our phone.
Doggie Style Socks
$15.99 $7.99
This pooch has swag!
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: But worn all over the world.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... we'll throw in a nail clipping for $10.
American Jobs: America and dogs. What else is there?
Tom Brady Socks
$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: A state where Tom Brady plays football in from from time to time
Machine Washable: These crew-style socks are so good, they put themselves into the washing machine.
American Jobs: We appreciate you keeping your business in America!
Golden Child
$9.99
Sausalito? Sausaneato!
One Size Fits All: Would this beverage insulator fit over the state of California?
Made in North Carolina: You know, we used to be the Hollywood of the South!
Insulates: Keeps your drinks cold as a Bridgeport snowstorm and as hip as a San Diego Bike Party.
Machine Washable: Throw them in the washer with the red carpet from your fancy film premieres. Unless, of course, you're one of the estimates 1/2 million homeless people that call California home, in which case we recommend throwing it with your regular laundry to save money.
American Jobs: Born in the USA! Made in the USA!
Merry Land
$9.99
The merriest in all the land of Maryland.
One Size Fits All: From a state that is the oddest shape, we invented this product with you in mind.
Made in North Carolina: But we made this design special for all you Old Line Staters.
Insulates: Your beverage will taste better with a Freaker.
Machine Washable: Stop doing your laundry in the Chesapeake Bay.
American Jobs: The great American blue crab prefers American made bottle covers.
Crotch Rocket Man
$10.99 $5.99
Freakin' out his fuse up here alone...
- One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
- Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
- Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
- Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.
- American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Golden Child (California) Socks
$15.99
Rep Cali. Rock These Socks.
One Size Fits Most: Studies have shown that wearing Freaker Feet automatically makes you a better dancer.
Made in North Carolina: Sometimes we wear socks with sandals here.
Machine Washable: Put a sock in it...your washer that is.
American Jobs: AMERRRICAAAA!
Yoga Makes Me Fart Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Tropic Like It's Hot Socks
$15.99 $7.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Crotch Rocket Man Socks
$15.99 $7.99
Hold Me Closer Tiny Motorbike!
-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Chill Pills Socks
$15.99 $7.99
Get 50cc's of the chiiiiiilllllll, stat!
One Size Fits Most: Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Ekoalaty Fur All Socks
$15.99
From Snakes and Salamanders to Koalas and Kitchen Bugs
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where we respect our native koalas that don't exist.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable...
American Jobs: Super proud to keep jobs here in America. Thank you for helping!
Merry Land (Maryland) Socks
$15.99
They smell like the ocean.
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: The Maryland of the south.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable...
American Jobs: Thankful for your business!
Stormy Troopers
$9.99 $5.99
Are you a target? Because I miss you a lot.
One Size Fits All: Just like our uniforms, one size, fits all bottle shapes. It just stretches.
Made in North Carolina: This ain’t no galaxy far, far away. It’s in America, right above South Carolina.
Insulates: We’ve not yet tested Freakers at -455 degrees, but we will someday… *stares at binary sunset*
Regular Laundry Approved: Who are we kidding, your Ran-D will take good care of it for you.
American Jobs: If we could give you a huge parade and a shiny metal, we would. All the honors.
ColoRADo Socks
$15.99
The perfect socks to help you skip over the Rockies
-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Dank Nugs Socks
$15.99
We hate to be blunt, but these socks are dank.
-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Hi Sexy Socks
$15.99
This cat wants all your pets.
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where the cat buttholes are cleaner than other states because our cats are courtly.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Can't lick these ones clean though. I mean, we wouldn't recommend trying it anyway, but you know what... You do you.
American Jobs: Meowzers, we wanted to say thank you.
Stormy Troopers Socks
$15.99 $7.99
These ARE the socks you’re looking for!!
One Size Fits Most: These unisex crew socks are as versatile as a bandolier. They fit men’s size 4-13 and women’s size 6-14.
Launderable: After a long night of entertaining on your luxury sail barge, put these through the regular wash with like colors.
Material: Our special blend of cotton, nylon, and spandex give these socks a slim, stylish, snug fit under any piece of armor.
American Made: Mr. Pete’s dream job is guarding boxes of rocks for dried space slug treats on some forrest moon, but his owner is very proud to be make all our socks right here in America on planet Earth.
It's Out
$9.99 $5.99
Congratulations, it's a Freak!
One Size Fits All: Sippy cups. Baby bottles. Wine. It fits.
Made in North Carolina: Babies are born here every single day!
Insulates: It swaddles well.
Machine Washable: Recommended with like colors or whatever your instincts tell you.
American Jobs: Thank you for helping support loving families all over America!
Devil's Lettuce Socks
$15.99
...pairs well with jazz cabbage.
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: The hemp version of these socks were too itchy, so we use a cotton/polyester blend.
Machine Washable: The color on these stays strong for years. These are high quality socks.
American Jobs: From seed to your armoire, these socks stay in America.
Eagle Eyes It Socks
$15.99
...soaring higher than an eagle at a Phish concert.
-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Keep It 420 Socks
$15.99
420 All Day Err'Day.
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
4:20 O' Clock Socks
$15.99
Because it's 4:20 somewhere...
One Size Fits Most: Like good blunt wraps, they work just as good as the person wearing them. Mostly they fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: Weed weed, not made in NC. Weed socks, 100% made in NC. Thank you for supporting American weed socks!
Machine Washable: Wash with like colors.
Materials: These socks are made with a special cotton/polyester blend that helps them keep their color, but remain comfy for as long as they possibly can.
Big Willie (Texas) Socks
$15.99
A Pair for All Your Ex's
One Size Fits Most: These look good on any Texan and fit best on men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: They say, Texas isn't the south. And they are right.
Machine Washable: Prefers hand washing in the Rio Grande
American jobs: God Bless Texas, God Bless America.
Luke Kuechly Socks
$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Home of the NFL's Carolina Panthers.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... and loves long walks on the beach.
American Jobs: That support great families!
Aaron Rodgers Socks
$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019
One Size Fits Most: As any MVP caliber player knows, it takes every member of the team to win the big game. That’s why we made these socks in the crew style with the ability to fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Launderable: Whether you play all 60min. or spend your day holding a clipboard, you know that every sock gets sweaty and stinky. When they come off, just throw them in a load of laundry like every other pair.
Material: Freaker Feet are born in the south, but the cotton blend is built to keep you snuggled up and warm through the toughest winters.
American Made: You can get a cheap sock made in some other place, but the best QBs AND the best socks are made in the U.S. Thank you for helping keep it that way!
Greg Olsen Socks
$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: And Greg is a Panther for LIFE.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Keep it fresh for the big game.
American Jobs: Helping employ families of winners. Thank you!