Baberaham Lincoln Socks
$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS!
One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty.
Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out.
What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of.
American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.
Puking Unicorn
$9.99
You'd like to know where rainbows come from? We have some news...
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Puking Unicorn Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Chile Nelson
$9.99
Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.
One Size Fits All: Our buddy Oliver told us that if you put this Freaker on the right bottle, you're 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, it Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends
Made in North Carolina: Something about the air here. It's clean. It's spicy. It's fresh.
Protects the Valuables: If you're playing the puff-puff-pass game and your fingres are drenched with bottle sweat, that's a party foul and you get skipped. This thing can save you from that fate.
Machine Washable: We do not recommend putting this thing into a chile roaster. It will burn it, not "sanitize it with heat." Found that one out the hard way.
American Jobs: Thank you for making this happen!
Chile Nelson Socks
$15.99
Queso on my Mind...
-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Tupacca
$9.99
I did it all for the wookie.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Tupacca Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
John Lemon Socks
$15.99
The Fab Four: George Pearison, Ringo Starfruit, John Lemon, and Paul McCartpea
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
$9.99
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Spit Happens Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Unicorn On The Cob
$10.99
Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Unicorn On The Cob Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Alpaca Bowl Socks
$15.99
...then alpaca 'nother one :-)
One Size Fits Most: You don't have to worry about stuffing these too much. These socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: Even the cotton we make these socks with is grown and processed right here in the U.S.A. - Amen.
Machine Washable: The wash best in the machine six paces from the front door at your local laundromat. Don't ask us how we know this. We just do, man.
Materials: The majority of the sock is made of cotton, but we also threw in some polyester and a minimum amount of spandex to make sure they stretch and fit snug.
Screw It (Pink)
$9.99
Here's to pour decisions.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Conservation Nation Socks
$15.99
Right on, rhino friend.
Proceeds from your purchase of this AMAZING custom design will go to Conservation Nation.
They give to Smithsonian projects in the wild, including a project to help endangered rhinos stay alive.
So make the purchase and don your socks on the dance floor with pride! You just saved the planet with your fancy footwork.
Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world!
Sizes: Men sizes 4-12 and Women sizes 6-14
Machine Washable: You can wash these like normal socks, or you can hand wash them in Nile when you visit the rhinos you just helped save! Not sure about the legality of that second one though.
Materials: Customized Cotton/Polyester Blend
Lumbersmack
$9.99 $5.99
Because bottles need plaid shirts too...
One Size Fits All: And we mean it!
Made in North Carolina: Where plaid is an official uniform of the people in some parts of the state.
Insulates: And keeps drinks so cozy. Like, way cozy.
Machine Washable: Just don't put it in your red plaid shirt or you may never find it again.
American Jobs: Pure American Jobs.
Conservation Nation
$9.99
Right on, rhino friend.
Proceeds from your purchase of this design supports Conservation Nation, which gives to Smithsonian projects in the wild.
So personalize your bottle with a disco-loving rhino today and declare yourself a proper conservationist!
Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world!
One Size Fits All: This Freaker was designed to fit best over reusable bottles, but it simply loves being treated with care.
Made In America: Made locally, shipped globally!
Machine Washable: Take it down to the local watering hole that specializes in cloth sanitation. It will hook you up!
Game of Cones
$9.99
Spoiler Alert: Ice cream is delicious.
One Size Fits All: From the littlest fingers to the paws of giants.
Made in North Carolina: That's what's west of Westeros.
Insulates: Keeps things warm in the North. Cold in Highgarden.
Machine Washable: Because machines do the wash, not people.
American Jobs: Where the fate is up to the people!!!!!
TACOCAT Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
TACOCAT
$9.99
Taco. Cat. Tacocat.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
I Am Froot Socks
$15.99
You Ever Toss a Froot Salad?
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where pineapple are available year-round
Machine Washable: Gotta keep these bad boys clean somehow.
American Jobs: From toe to top, these socks are made in the USA. Thanks for keeping it local!
I Am Froot
$9.99
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple ;-)
One Size Fits All: I am Froot.
Made in North Carolina: I am Froot.
Insulates: I am Froot.
Machine Washable: I am Froot.
American Jobs: I am Froot!
Don't Be A Prick
$9.99
Stay sharp.
One Size Fits All: We're Cereus... This product would fit over a Golden Barrel.
Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that.
Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations.
Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen.
American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.
Don't Be A Prick Socks
$15.99
These socks are more for those around you.
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where cacti come to hang out.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable, but watch out for the thorns.
American Jobs: We're a bit bias, but the cactus in the southwestern United States are the perfect cactus.
Bitches Get Stitches
$9.99
Clear my schedule, there's yarn on the floor.
DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN
One Size Fits All: We're not kitty-ing. It's one bottle cover to fit them all.
Made in North Carolina: We estimate that in the state alone more than 40 million stitches were given to bitches. That's why we say it's made here.
Insulates: This cat is so tough, it intimidates the condensation from even forming on every bottle in the first place.
Machine Washable: This cat likes baths, but prefers showers.
American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You
Caticorn
$9.99
Kittens or Unicorns? (Why not both?)
One Size Fits All: If it fits, it sits.
Made in North Carolina: This particular species of Caticorn has habitat concentrated near the snipe hunting grounds around Lake Waccamaw.
Insulates: The Caticorn's magical power is bringing joy to your face every time you see it. It insulates your soul from terrible vibes.
Machine Washable: This Freaker may or may not regularly clean itself. Depends on how old it is and if it's still flexible enough to reach it's hind quarters.
American Jobs: The only known places to get authentic Caticorn gear are Japan and America. We're glad you chose America.
Caticorn Socks
$15.99
Caticorns can meow in 5 languages
-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Fish You Were Here
$9.99
See you on the dark side of the lagoon.
From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support!
One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?!
Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana.
Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us.
Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water.
American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)
Happy Camper Socks
$15.99
You pitchin' a tent over there?
From May - December of 2019, Happy Camper is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this pair of socks will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support!
Sizes: These socks are unisex and generally fit men sizes 4-12 and women sizes 6-14.
Machine Washable: We recommend washing these with like colors. Will also come clean if hand-washed while on the trail, we just wouldn't recommend using that same water to drink when you're done washing.
Materials: We have the specs on the actual blend because it's required by law, but it is a highly customized cotton/polyester blend that ensures long-lasting bright colors and durability.
Buns N' Roses
$9.99
Welcome to the jungle, we've got buns and franks.
One Size Fits All: Put it over your can of beer at the GNR show!
Made in North Carolina: We're the next paradise city. The grass is sand and the beverages are non-sweaty.
Insulates: Beverage insulators for the sweetest child of mine.
Machine Washable: Our bottle covers clean themselves like a cat.
American Jobs: Keep that economy rolling on the night train.
Buns N' Roses Socks
$15.99
OHHHH Sweet Dallop O' Mayochup
One Size Fits Most: These unisex socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: Presumably, in a city of paradise.
Machine Washable: With soap and water and like colors recommended
American Jobs: Blessings on you and your Freaky Family!
Take Me To Your Litter
$9.99
Meow-ta this world!
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Take Me To Your Litter Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
The Donald Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Darth Brooks
$9.99
Something something dark side, pick-up truck, 'murrica.
One Size Fits All: Definitely puts a death grip over one or two piña coladas.
Made in North Carolina: It may be made in North Carolina, but we've been callin' Baton Rouge suppliers for years to supply us with raw materials and it feels like a galaxy far, far away.
Insulates: Go ahead, ask me how I know it insulates. Join the Freaker family and it will complete your bottle sweat destruction training.
Machine Washable: I'm not your father, and I don't have to wonder. Both cowboys and angels must put dirty laundry through the wash to clean it.
American Jobs: It is most impressive that we've found a new way to fly our products straight to your door. Thank you for your support!
Darth Brooks Socks
$15.99
We find the lack of these socks in your cart... disturbing.
One Size Fits Most! Typically, men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14.
Made in North Carolina: Because we know quality.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... in the nearest body of water.
American Jobs: Thank you kindly for your support!
Forget Me Now
$9.99
Erase that huge mistake.
One Size Fits All: We make it so there's no shame in getting the big bottle. Sometimes you need it to make it through.
Made in North Carolina: Drug are bad, ok?
Secures: This will keep your bottles safe. The contents inside, not so much because that's what lids do. We think you're supposed to consume those in the recommended doses.
Machine Washable: make sure you take it off the bottle before you throw it in.
American Jobs: We can't do what we do without you! Thank you.
Grand Theft Otter Socks
$15.99
These socks are 5-stars. Try to lose them...
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where all the otters go to live free.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... you know. For the otters.
American Jobs: Here we go again...
I Kitty the Fool
$9.99
Kitty got no time for the jibba-jabba.
One Size Fits All: Try it. You'll see. Try it.
Made in North Carolina: Where kitty gets fool'd on the daily.
Insulates: This particular design actually scares the molecules into retaining their temperature rather than the cloth helping protect things. #Fax
Machine Washable: But don't mess up that hair cut.
American Jobs: The folks who make these things live in the greatest country on earth.
I Kitty the Fool Socks
$15.99
Meowin' on 'Em
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where superstars appear from time to time.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Also claw washable...
American Jobs: Where the people roam free and sometimes shoot big guns.
Zero Fox Given Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Tropickle
$9.99 $5.99
Tropic like it's hot.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Tropickle Socks
$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Screw It
$9.99
I mean, wine not?
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Free Hugs Socks
$15.99 $7.99
Bring it in here for the real thing!
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where the octopi don't get that big.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Also tentacle washable if you have trained your octopus to do laundry.
American Jobs: Thanks for supporting local businesses.
Bonnie
$9.99
Freak your partner in wine.
One Size Fits All: No need to resize this fine diamond pattern. It fits over wine, beer, and whiskey bottles.
Made in North Carolina: We said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Protects: Putting this Freaker on your bottles let's the world know you have someone who loves you. We do!!!
Launderable: Unlike that stunning dress, this thing can handle the regular wash cycle.
American Jobs: The best part about this. You don't need three months salary to afford it!
Clyde
$9.99
Freak your partner in wine.
One Size Fits All: No tailoring required for this bad boy.
Made in North Carolina: Went down a rabbit hole googling the phrase "Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome." It's very adult. I wouldn't recommend it.
Insulates: Fits and functions like a suit is supposed to!
Machine Washable: No dry cleaning required.
American Jobs: The materials used to make this product are grown in a field not far from where Bonnie and Clyde were captured in Louisiana.
North Carolina Flag
$9.99
I mean come on, we made Cheerwine and Michael Jordan y'all.
One Size Fits All: Makes a great gift for any beverage connoisseur.Made in North Carolina: That's right, Michael Jordan plays basketball on our highways.Insulates: Keeps your can of Cheerwine nice and cool. Most importantly, it keeps you cool.Machine Washable: Don't throw it in the Cape Fear River to wash it, whatever you do!American Jobs: Thanks for supporting American made products!
Cam Newton Socks
$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019
-One Size Fits Most! men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Lance Tiny-Arms Strong
$9.99 $5.99
"Hold on to your butts."
One Size Fits All: Looks especially good on bottles used on bikes.
Made in North Carolina: Where biking is recognized as a thing people do.
Insulates: Keeps that Twisted Tea cold while you peddle home from the corner store.
Machine Washable: Really likes warm water.
American Jobs: Where cheaters never win and winners never cheat. ;)