Bitch Please

The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian!

Keep it COLD - Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes.

Made in North Carolina - Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina.

Insulates - Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge.

Machine Washable - Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.

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