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Saury Not Saury Socks

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If you CHOMP that CHOMP, baby... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state where you better not cross a T-Rex. They will get you. Machine Washable: And we recommend it. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep dino puns roaming free.

Donut Devito Socks

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America runs on Danny... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The northern most donut capitol of the Carolinas. Machine Washable: Perfect for covering up a botched toe job after its' done bleeding. American Jobs: Thank you for loving funny things!

Drink and be Murray Socks

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The man, the myth, the legend. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place that readily accepts that Caddy Shack is one of the top 5 movies of all time. Machine Washable: Doesn't need to be washed on the gentle cycle, but it might help. American Jobs: So, we got that going for us, which is nice.

Tupacca Socks

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Picture All Eyez on Your Socks! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Not a galaxy or country far, far away. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Come to think of it, I don't understand space clothing. How often should it be washed? American Jobs: Where people live free!

Baberaham Lincoln Socks

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We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty. Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out. What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of. American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.

John Lemon Socks

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The Fab Four:  George Pearison, Ringo Starfruit, John Lemon, and Paul McCartpea One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A great place to be and be from. Machine Washable: These socks love a good Twist and with Shout laundry detergent. American Jobs: The folks that make these are from this side of the pond. Thanks for helping keep it that way!

Puking Unicorn Socks

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That's what you get for chugging Fanta. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where we have the highest unicorn population per capita in the world. Machine Washable: You'll need it after the rough nights these socks are made for! American Jobs: We can't thank you enough for supporting us!
Make America Baked Again Socks

Make America Baked Again Socks

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Make America Baked Again Socks

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Can't we all just get a bong? One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where weed isn't free, and neither are its dealers. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but who does that to socks. Gross? I lost my train of thought. Sorry. American Jobs: What's that one song about America that we should play?

Yoga Makes Me Fart Socks

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-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

King James Socks

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Roundball's Current Reign Man One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: We are not biased in this and this guy may be the King, but he ain't the GOAT. That title belongs to M.J. Machine Washable: With only the finest soaps sourced from the far east. American Jobs: God bless you for helping keep jobs here in America.

Caticorn Socks

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Caticorns can meow in 5 languages -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

NC Pride Socks

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Possibly, the greatest rainbow socks ever made. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where PRIDE grows freely next to fields of tobacco and corn. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... for those that want a more hands-on experience with their clothes American Jobs: Thank you for helping support all kinds of Americans!

Don't Be A Prick Socks

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These socks are more for those around you. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where cacti come to hang out. Machine Washable: Also hand washable, but watch out for the thorns. American Jobs: We're a bit bias, but the cactus in the southwestern United States are the perfect cactus.

Banana Montana Socks

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It's a climb, but we can't stop partying in the USA. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state where some folks grow bananas in their back yard. Machine Washable: For when it looks like they got smashed by a wrecking ball. American Jobs: This beautiful country was made for YOU and me!

Game of Cones Socks

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Before putting on these socks one must bend the knee. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where they also drink and know things. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but not flame retardant American Jobs: Lots of them. Thank you!

Baker Mayfield Socks

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Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state that really appreciates tough nose ball players like Baker. Machine Washable: Gonna want to put these through the wash after walking through the Dawg Pound. American Jobs: We appreciate all the support you give us! Thank you!

Odell Beckham Jr. Socks

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Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Spice Squirrels Socks

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If you wanna get these stored nuts... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place where the squirrels are choosy about who they get with. Machine Washable: aaaaAAAAAHHHHH we want you! To wash these with like colors. American Jobs: Thanks for clicking your way to this page. We love you.

Snack to the Future Socks

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It's your kids, Banana! Their fruit! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place not stuck in the past, but likes the past. It's complicated. Machine Washable: Your robot maid should take care of these. Just throw them on the floor. American Jobs: Thank you so much for supporting our goofiness! We work hard to put out great products and have fun!

Zero Fox Given Socks

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Give No Fox These Comfy Socks! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where the fox enjoys a good cigar after their raids. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Also paw washable... American Jobs: For the foxiest Americans!

Devil's Lettuce Socks

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...pairs well with jazz cabbage.   One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The hemp version of these socks were too itchy, so we use a cotton/polyester blend. Machine Washable: The color on these stays strong for years. These are high quality socks. American Jobs: From seed to your armoire, these socks stay in America.

Stormy Troopers Socks

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  These ARE the socks you’re looking for!!   One Size Fits Most:  These unisex crew socks are as versatile as a bandolier. They fit men’s size 4-13 and women’s size 6-14. Launderable: After a long night of entertaining on your luxury sail barge, put these through the regular wash with like colors. Material: Our special blend of cotton, nylon, and spandex give these socks a slim, stylish, snug fit under any piece of armor. American Made: Mr. Pete’s dream job is guarding boxes of rocks for dried space slug treats on some forrest moon, but his owner is very proud to be make all our socks right here in America on planet Earth.  

Dank Nugs Socks

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We hate to be blunt, but these socks are dank. -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Hi Sexy Socks

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This cat wants all your pets. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where the cat buttholes are cleaner than other states because our cats are courtly. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Can't lick these ones clean though. I mean, we wouldn't recommend trying it anyway, but you know what... You do you. American Jobs: Meowzers, we wanted to say thank you.

4:20 O' Clock Socks

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Because it's 4:20 somewhere... One Size Fits Most: Like good blunt wraps, they work just as good as the person wearing them. Mostly they fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Weed weed, not made in NC. Weed socks, 100% made in NC. Thank you for supporting American weed socks! Machine Washable: Wash with like colors. Materials: These socks are made with a special cotton/polyester blend that helps them keep their color, but remain comfy for as long as they possibly can.

Unicorn On The Cob Socks

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50% Unicorn. 50% Cob. 100% Magically Amazing!!! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A land where there are two known sightings of unicorns that we know of. Machine Washable: These socks love a good romp in the washer with all of your other clothes. American Jobs: Work in a highly magical land is only possible with you! Thank you.

TACOCAT Socks

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MEOW! *crunch* YUM! PUUURRRR. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: It is rumored that NC is home to the 1,315th ever cat birthed out back of a taco stand. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but watch out for the claws. They're sharp! American Jobs: A place where we can all MEOW freely at the top of our lungs!!!!

Grand Theft Otter Socks

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These socks are 5-stars. Try to lose them... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where all the otters go to live free. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... you know. For the otters. American Jobs: Here we go again...

Darth Brooks Socks

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We find the lack of these socks in your cart... disturbing. One Size Fits Most! Typically, men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Because we know quality. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... in the nearest body of water. American Jobs: Thank you kindly for your support!

Tom Brady Socks

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Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state where Tom Brady plays football in from from time to time Machine Washable: These crew-style socks are so good, they put themselves into the washing machine. American Jobs: We appreciate you keeping your business in America!

Buns N' Roses Socks

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OHHHH Sweet Dallop O' Mayochup One Size Fits Most: These unisex socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Presumably, in a city of paradise. Machine Washable: With soap and water and like colors recommended American Jobs: Blessings on you and your Freaky Family!

Spit Happens Socks

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Perfect for any size hoof! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where it feels like spit happens a bit more often. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... Also hoof washable... Just looking to keep them clean! American Jobs: Thanks for keeping your business local!
Take Me To Your Litter Socks

Take Me To Your Litter Socks

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Take Me To Your Litter Socks

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All Your Chezburger are Belong to Us One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state that could claim at least 15 paranormal cat incidents in the last decade. Machine Washable: Or you can use sanitation POD if you have one laying around. American Jobs: We love cute kitties and alien socks!

Doggie Style Socks

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This pooch has swag! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: But worn all over the world. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... we'll throw in a nail clipping for $10. American Jobs: America and dogs. What else is there?

Eagle Eyes It Socks

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...soaring higher than an eagle at a Phish concert. -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Tropickle Socks

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Let this one tickle your tropical pickle obsession. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where we do pickle shots on the beach every Wednesday. Machine Washable: We wanted to make it easy after the beach trip gets it dirty. American Jobs: Thanks for supporting a local sock company!

Alpaca Bowl Socks

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...then alpaca 'nother one :-) One Size Fits Most: You don't have to worry about stuffing these too much. These socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Even the cotton we make these socks with is grown and processed right here in the U.S.A. - Amen. Machine Washable: The wash best in the machine six paces from the front door at your local laundromat. Don't ask us how we know this. We just do, man. Materials: The majority of the sock is made of cotton, but we also threw in some polyester and a minimum amount of spandex to make sure they stretch and fit snug.

Ekoalaty Fur All Socks

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From Snakes and Salamanders to Koalas and Kitchen Bugs One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where we respect our native koalas that don't exist. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... American Jobs: Super proud to keep jobs here in America. Thank you for helping!

Tropic Like It's Hot Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Cam Newton Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The proud home of the football team from the Carolinas. Machine Washable: These things love the spin cycle. It helps shed dirt to keep broken plays alive! American Jobs: So you know it's MVP quality.

I Am Froot Socks

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You Ever Toss a Froot Salad? One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where pineapple are available year-round. Machine Washable: Gotta keep these bad boys clean somehow. American Jobs: From toe to top, these socks are made in the USA. Thanks for keeping it local!

Keep It 420 Socks

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420. All day. Every day. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where 4:20 happens twice a day. Machine Washable: For when they are skunk'd American Jobs: Thanks for keeping it real.

The Donald Socks

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The greatest reality show host turned President ever!!! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Many things he likes about this state. He won this state. That says something, right. *shrugs* Machine Washable: Because you will want your Executive socks to look as clean as a Big Mac. American Jobs: Obviously, Pres. Trump is the only reason the American economy exists. It didn't before he got into office. Correct.

Big Willie (Texas) Socks

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A Pair for All Your Ex's One Size Fits Most: These look good on any Texan and fit best on men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: They say, Texas isn't the south. And they are right. Machine Washable: Prefers hand washing in the Rio Grande American jobs: God Bless Texas, God Bless America.

Conservation Nation Socks

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Right on, rhino friend. Proceeds from your purchase of this AMAZING custom design will go to Conservation Nation. They give to Smithsonian projects in the wild, including a project to help endangered rhinos stay alive. So make the purchase and don your socks on the dance floor with pride! You just saved the planet with your fancy footwork. Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world! Sizes: Men sizes 4-12 and Women sizes 6-14 Machine Washable: You can wash these like normal socks, or you can hand wash them in Nile when you visit the rhinos you just helped save! Not sure about the legality of that second one though. Materials: Customized Cotton/Polyester Blend
Golden Child (California) Socks

Golden Child (California) Socks

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Golden Child (California) Socks

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Rep Cali. Rock These Socks. One Size Fits Most: Studies have shown that wearing Freaker Feet automatically makes you a better dancer. Made in North Carolina: Sometimes we wear socks with sandals here. Machine Washable: Put a sock in it...your washer that is. American Jobs: AMERRRICAAAA!

ColoRADo Socks

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The perfect socks to help you skip over the Rockies -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Aaron Rodgers Socks

$19.99

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Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: As any MVP caliber player knows, it takes every member of the team to win the big game. That’s why we made these socks in the crew style with the ability to fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Launderable: Whether you play all 60min. or spend your day holding a clipboard, you know that every sock gets sweaty and stinky. When they come off, just throw them in a load of laundry like every other pair. Material: Freaker Feet are born in the south, but the cotton blend is built to keep you snuggled up and warm through the toughest winters. American Made: You can get a cheap sock made in some other place, but the best QBs AND the best socks are made in the U.S. Thank you for helping keep it that way!

Von Miller Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2015-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Julian Edelman Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2015-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!