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Tupacca

$9.99

$9.99
Did it all for the Wookie. One Size Fits All: So that no matter what you drink your gangster space juice from, you keep your paws clean and dry. Made in North Carolina: Not a place that is light years away. Insulates: It will keep your drink cold or warm, even in hyperspace. Machine Washable: Pop this sucker in a sanitank and it should be good to go. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting jobs in this universe!

Game of Cones

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Spoiler Alert: Ice cream is delicious.  One Size Fits All: From the littlest fingers to the paws of giants. Made in North Carolina: That's what's west of Westeros. Insulates: Keeps things warm in the North. Cold in Highgarden. Machine Washable: Because machines do the wash, not people. American Jobs: Where the fate is up to the people!!!!!

Unicorn On The Cob

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Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography One Size Fits All: Because real unicorns have curves. Made in North Carolina: The sparkles in this Freaker may or may not come from unicorn hair harvested from the forest floors of N.C. Insulates: They protect your hands from getting wrinkly and nasty. Machine Washable: Can also use magical unicorn powers to clean this knit bottle sleeve, but we've never seen that action personally. We just know it exists. American Jobs: When you support American jobs, you support a land of magic, hope, and beauty!

Chile Nelson

$9.99

$9.99
Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again. One Size Fits All: Our buddy Oliver told us that if you put this Freaker on the right bottle, you're 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, it Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends Made in North Carolina: Something about the air here. It's clean. It's spicy. It's fresh. Protects the Valuables: If you're playing the puff-puff-pass game and your fingres are drenched with bottle sweat, that's a party foul and you get skipped. This thing can save you from that fate. Machine Washable: We do not recommend putting this thing into a chile roaster. It will burn it, not "sanitize it with heat." Found that one out the hard way. American Jobs: Thank you for making this happen!

Don't Be A Prick

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$9.99
Stay sharp. One Size Fits All: We're Cereus... This product would fit over a Golden Barrel. Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that. Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations. Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen. American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.

I Am Froot

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If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple ;-) One Size Fits All: I am Froot. Made in North Carolina: I am Froot. Insulates: I am Froot. Machine Washable: I am Froot. American Jobs: I am Froot!

Screw It

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$9.99
I mean, wine not?!?! One Size Fits All: It'll even fit over those big bottles of Carlo Rossi you love. Jugs, maybe. We've seen some things. Made in North Carolina: Home to the funniest wine puns on the planet. Insulates: It will certainly keep the contents of your wine bottles at a more consistent temperature. Machine Washable: Who doesn't spill a bit from time to time. American Jobs: We appreciate your loving kindness!

TACOCAT

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Taco. Cat. TACOCAT!!!!!!!! One Size Fits All: As diverse as the cats and tacos in your life. Made in North Carolina: Where our tacos are grown organically. Insulates: Protects. Nurtures. Invests. Machine Washable: You'll want to do that after you use this as a napkin during your next taco smashing session. American Jobs: Where our cats are grown organically.

Caticorn

$9.99

$9.99
Kittens or Unicorns?  (Why not both?) One Size Fits All: If it fits, it sits. Made in North Carolina: This particular species of Caticorn has habitat concentrated near the snipe hunting grounds around Lake Waccamaw. Insulates: The Caticorn's magical power is bringing joy to your face every time you see it. It insulates your soul from terrible vibes. Machine Washable: This Freaker may or may not regularly clean itself. Depends on how old it is and if it's still flexible enough to reach it's hind quarters. American Jobs: The only known places to get authentic Caticorn gear are Japan and America. We're glad you chose America.

Tom Brady

$13.99

$13.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2017-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Lance Tiny-Arms Strong

$9.99 $5.99

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"Hold on to your butts." One Size Fits All: Looks especially good on bottles used on bikes. Made in North Carolina: Where biking is recognized as a thing people do. Insulates: Keeps that Twisted Tea cold while you peddle home from the corner store. Machine Washable: Really likes warm water. American Jobs: Where cheaters never win and winners never cheat. ;)

Straight Outta Campton

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...crazy mothafreaker name Bigfoot -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Fish You Were Here

$9.99

$9.99
See you on the dark side of the lagoon. From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?! Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana. Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us. Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water. American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

Puking Unicorn

$9.99

$9.99
You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Stormy Troopers

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Are you a target? Because I miss you a lot. One Size Fits All: Just like our uniforms, one size, fits all bottle shapes. It just stretches. Made in North Carolina: This ain’t no galaxy far, far away. It’s in America, right above South Carolina. Insulates: We’ve not yet tested Freakers at -455 degrees, but we will someday… *stares at binary sunset* Regular Laundry Approved: Who are we kidding, your Ran-D will take good care of it for you. American Jobs: If we could give you a huge parade and a shiny metal, we would. All the honors.

Screw It (Pink)

$9.99

$9.99
Here's to pour decisions. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Conservation Nation

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Right on, rhino friend. Proceeds from your purchase of this design supports Conservation Nation, which gives to Smithsonian projects in the wild.  So personalize your bottle with a disco-loving rhino today and declare yourself a proper conservationist! Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world! One Size Fits All: This Freaker was designed to fit best over reusable bottles, but it simply loves being treated with care. Made In America: Made locally, shipped globally! Machine Washable: Take it down to the local watering hole that specializes in cloth sanitation. It will hook you up!

Lumbersmack

$9.99 $5.99

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Because bottles need plaid shirts too... One Size Fits All: And we mean it! Made in North Carolina: Where plaid is an official uniform of the people in some parts of the state. Insulates: And keeps drinks so cozy. Like, way cozy. Machine Washable: Just don't put it in your red plaid shirt or you may never find it again. American Jobs: Pure American Jobs.

Forget Me Now

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Erase that huge mistake. One Size Fits All: We make it so there's no shame in getting the big bottle. Sometimes you need it to make it through. Made in North Carolina: Drug are bad, ok? Secures: This will keep your bottles safe. The contents inside, not so much because that's what lids do. We think you're supposed to consume those in the recommended doses. Machine Washable: make sure you take it off the bottle before you throw it in. American Jobs: We can't do what we do without you! Thank you.

Bitches Get Stitches

$9.99

$9.99
Clear my schedule, there's yarn on the floor.   DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN One Size Fits All: We're not kitty-ing. It's one bottle cover to fit them all. Made in North Carolina: We estimate that in the state alone more than 40 million stitches were given to bitches. That's why we say it's made here. Insulates: This cat is so tough, it intimidates the condensation from even forming on every bottle in the first place. Machine Washable: This cat likes baths, but prefers showers. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

North Carolina Flag

$9.99

$9.99
I mean come on, we made Cheerwine and Michael Jordan y'all. One Size Fits All:  Makes a great gift for any beverage connoisseur.Made in North Carolina: That's right, Michael Jordan plays basketball on our highways.Insulates: Keeps your can of Cheerwine nice and cool. Most importantly, it keeps you cool.Machine Washable: Don't throw it in the Cape Fear River to wash it, whatever you do!American Jobs: Thanks for supporting American made products!

Clyde

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$9.99
Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No tailoring required for this bad boy. Made in North Carolina: Went down a rabbit hole googling the phrase "Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome." It's very adult. I wouldn't recommend it. Insulates: Fits and functions like a suit is supposed to! Machine Washable: No dry cleaning required. American Jobs: The materials used to make this product are grown in a field not far from where Bonnie and Clyde were captured in Louisiana.

Hooters

$9.99 $5.99

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Owl night long! (owl night) One Size Fits All: It adjusts to your needs. Made in North Carolina: Where we've given owls x-ray vision in a series of terrible science experiments gone way, way wrong. Insulates: Adds a layer of protection as well. Machine Washable: Do owls even take baths? American Jobs: Where the Hooters are hot!

Bear Meets World

$9.99 $5.99

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Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya! One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug. Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief. Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing. Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle. American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.

Laces Out

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It was all that Dan Marino's fault.  Everyone knows that. One Size Fits All: And makes it look like a football and make every one at the bar jealous. Made in North Carolina: Where we know two things. 1. Football and 2. Beating Beverage Sweat. Insulates: Layers of protection provided. Machine Washable: Throw it in the wash with your game day gear to keep it fresh. American Jobs: Where real football is played.

Golden Child

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$9.99
Sausalito? Sausaneato! One Size Fits All: Would this beverage insulator fit over the state of California? Made in North Carolina: You know, we used to be the Hollywood of the South! Insulates: Keeps your drinks cold as a Bridgeport snowstorm and as hip as a San Diego Bike Party. Machine Washable: Throw them in the washer with the red carpet from your fancy film premieres. Unless, of course, you're one of the estimates 1/2 million homeless people that call California home, in which case we recommend throwing it with your regular laundry to save money. American Jobs: Born in the USA! Made in the USA!

Merry Land

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$9.99
The merriest in all the land of Maryland. One Size Fits All: From a state that is the oddest shape, we invented this product with you in mind. Made in North Carolina: But we made this design special for all you Old Line Staters. Insulates: Your beverage will taste better with a Freaker. Machine Washable: Stop doing your laundry in the Chesapeake Bay. American Jobs: The great American blue crab prefers American made bottle covers.

Sorry, Mom

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

I Need Some Space

$9.99

$9.99
How do you organize a party in space?  You planet! One Size Fits All: Every bottle in the known universe Made in North Carolina: The last known center of the Freaker universe. Insulates: Because it's cold out there. Machine Washable: Cleanses like any other cloth. American Jobs: We appreciate your support no matter what planet you're from!

Eye Of The Tiger

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Rising up!  Back on the Freak. - One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. - Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* - Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) - Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. - American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

I Kitty the Fool

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Kitty got no time for the jibba-jabba. One Size Fits All: Try it. You'll see. Try it. Made in North Carolina: Where kitty gets fool'd on the daily. Insulates: This particular design actually scares the molecules into retaining their temperature rather than the cloth helping protect things. #Fax Machine Washable: But don't mess up that hair cut. American Jobs: The folks who make these things live in the greatest country on earth.

The Good Fat

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
¡HOLY GUACAMOLE!  -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Attention Horse

$10.99

$10.99
Howdy NEEEIIIGGGHHBOR!!!! HEY! HI! WHAT'S UP? HEY!!!!!!! One Size Fits All: Seahorses come in all shapes and color combinations. Whether it's the Dwarf, the standard Yellow, the Big-belly, we designed this particular bottle sock to fit over all the drink containers you might encounter. Made in North Carolina: The Lined Seahorse you see depicted on this Freaker can be found all over. But Freakers are only made in N.C. Insulates: Seahorses notoriously live amongst the grass beds in slow moving water to protect them from predators, much like this container sleeve protects you and your drink from the elements. Machine Washable: We do not recommend washing these in salt water. Regular water does a much better job. American Jobs: While seahorses live relatively solitary lives, humans need each other in order to survive and we love you more and more every day because of it.

Darth Brooks

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$9.99
Something something dark side, pick-up truck, 'murrica. One Size Fits All: Definitely puts a death grip over one or two piña coladas. Made in North Carolina: It may be made in North Carolina, but we've been callin' Baton Rouge suppliers for years to supply us with raw materials and it feels like a galaxy far, far away. Insulates: Go ahead, ask me how I know it insulates. Join the Freaker family and it will complete your bottle sweat destruction training. Machine Washable: I'm not your father, and I don't have to wonder. Both cowboys and angels must put dirty laundry through the wash to clean it. American Jobs: It is most impressive that we've found a new way to fly our products straight to your door. Thank you for your support!  

Take Me To Your Litter

$9.99

$9.99
Meow-ta this world! One Size Fits All: All the bottles in the galaxy! Made in North Carolina: #1 in alien cat abductions. Insulates: For those long trips outta the Milky Way. Machine Washable: For after you come home from those long trips outta the Milky Way. American Jobs: 100%. Thank you.

Pugalicious

$9.99 $5.99

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Are we ready for this jelly?  Abso-puggin-lutely. One Size Fits All: Because we love dogs of all shapes and sizes! And bottles. Yeah. Made in North Carolina: A place where "dog friendly" doesn't come close describing how much we love these guys. Insulates: Like the fatty layer of those chubby little cheeks you cuddly cozykins. Machine Washable: Recommended to wash when dirty. American Jobs: Your purchase of this products supports Americans all over the country! Thank you.

Buns N' Roses

$9.99

$9.99
Welcome to the jungle, we've got buns and franks. One Size Fits All: Put it over your can of beer at the GNR show! Made in North Carolina: We're the next paradise city. The grass is sand and the beverages are non-sweaty. Insulates: Beverage insulators for the sweetest child of mine. Machine Washable: Our bottle covers clean themselves like a cat. American Jobs: Keep that economy rolling on the night train.

Burt Day Suit

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Happy Burt-day to ya! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Ezekiel Elliott

$13.99

$13.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits All: This thing will fit over every bottle of that 6-pack Zeke's got. Made in North Carolina: He's as tough as nails, this guy. I think that's why we like him. Insulates: Dallas is almost ground zero for the sweatiest bottle per capita in the U.S. Fans should be scooping these up if they want to keep drinks cold and hold on the ball. Machine Washable: If you use your Freaker as intended, it will need a good cleaning from time to time. Pop it in the wash and you're good to go. American Jobs: Zeke is from America's heartland, Alton, Illinois. That's gotta be where he gets his work ethic from. We try to work just as hard.

Crotch Rocket Man

$10.99 $5.99

$5.99
Freakin' out his fuse up here alone... - One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. - Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* - Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) - Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. - American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Leg Lamp

$11.99

$11.99
"Frag-i-lé.... it must be Italian!" One Size Fits All: If you're the smartest guy in your neighborhood, you know how versatile this bottle sweater REALLY is. Made in North Carolina: Honey, what is this North Carolina place? Insulates: Impossible to shoot your eye out with this Freaker. It goes on your favorite drink container. Machine Washable: Throw this guy in the washing machine, that's the metal box closest to the furnace, with a regular load of laundry. American Jobs: Buying this for you or your loved one supports a local business. Thank you. A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. (s18)

Cool Santa

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$9.99
It's like a Santa walking away from an explosion in slow-motion. One Size Fits All: We use the same technology as Santa, who fits down all chimneys. We aren't telling how we do it. We had to sell our soul for this information. Made in North Carolina: When we sent the first proofs to Santa for approval he said, "I don't like my eyes. Can you put sunglasses on me?" Dude's Santa for a reason. Insulates: Keeps the cocoa cold across all continents. Machine Washable: Drop it in the wash. It will come out clean. American Jobs: With a worldwide reach, thanks to you!

Buddy

$11.99

$11.99
"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear." One Size Fits All: Will fit all human sized bottles. Made in North Carolina: Wilmington is located 3,860mi from the North Pole, as the Reindeer flies. Insulates: On your trip through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, this will help keep your hot chocolate "melt-the-marshmallows" hot. Machine Washable: Fun Fact: Elf-sized washing machines can hold up to three Freakers. American Jobs: While they are inspired by the hard-working elves in the North Pole, these ones are made by the finest folks in the U.S.A. ELF and all related characters and elements © & TM New Line Productions, Inc. (s18)

Tug Life

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Dear Mama, the Tug Life chose me. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Feast Mode

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I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no stuffing. One Size Fits All: 12oz bottle. 16oz can. 18oz can bottle. 24oz can. 40oz bottle. Whatever you're about to pound down on while grubbin' up. Made in North Carolina: We asked our medium to channel Mary Brewster, who was at the first Thanksgiving and she said the yam bake served at that first meal was imported from North Carolina. That's according to our medium, anyway. Destroys Bottle Sweat: No coasters necessary. Dry handshakes in abundance. Machine Washable: Keep it clean. American Jobs: We woke up in FEAST MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jelly Good Fellow

$10.99 $6.99

$6.99
You jelly, bro? -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Shark Tube

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$9.99
Jaw ready for this? -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Rocky

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$9.99
Fresh air, fond memories, and freaked bottles served daily. One Size Fits All:  Made in North Carolina: 100% American made, so our families get paid.Insulates: Keeps your beverage cool on your hikes.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Buy American!