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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Tupacca

$9.99

$9.99
I did it all for the wookie.    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Don't Be A Prick

$9.99

$9.99
Stay sharp.   One Size Fits All: We're Cereus... This product would fit over a Golden Barrel.Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that.Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations.Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen.American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.

Puking Unicorn

$9.99

$9.99
You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Yoga Makes Me Fart

$9.99

$9.99
We've all bean there.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Unicorn On The Cob

$10.99

$10.99
Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Chile Nelson

$9.99

$9.99
Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.   One Size Fits All: Our buddy Oliver told us that if you put this Freaker on the right bottle, you're 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, it Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegendsMade in North Carolina: Something about the air here. It's clean. It's spicy. It's fresh.Protects the Valuables: If you're playing the puff-puff-pass game and your fingres are drenched with bottle sweat, that's a party foul and you get skipped. This thing can save you from that fate.Machine Washable: We do not recommend putting this thing into a chile roaster. It will burn it, not "sanitize it with heat." Found that one out the hard way.American Jobs: Thank you for making this happen!

Fairy Tail

$10.99

$10.99
Beach, please. One Size Fits All: This ain't no dinglewinger or a whos-e-whats-e or whatever. This bottle sleeve is one of a kind and should absolutely be treasured.Made in North Carolina: Little known internet-based fact is mermaids were first discovered in a cove along Zeke's Island Reserve. Or so the legend goes...Insulates: It's sparkly and keeps drinks cold.Machine Washable: You'll want to keep this one clean and pretty.American Jobs: Due to overpopulation of human-consumable fish, mermaids have slowly declined in population, placing them on the endangered species list for mythical creatures. Every purchase goes towards helping keep the dreams of mermaids alive.  

Lumbersmack

$9.99

$9.99
Because bottles need plaid shirts too...  -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Shrimp Pimp

$9.99

$9.99
Party like a flock star. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Conservation Nation

$9.99

$9.99
Right on, rhino friend.   Proceeds from your purchase of this design supports Conservation Nation, which gives to Smithsonian projects in the wild.  So personalize your bottle with a disco-loving rhino today and declare yourself a proper conservationist! Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world!   One Size Fits All: This Freaker was designed to fit best over reusable bottles, but it simply loves being treated with care.  Made In America: Made locally, shipped globally! Machine Washable: Take it down to the local watering hole that specializes in cloth sanitation. It will hook you up!

WONDER WOMAN™ Suit

$11.99

$11.99
All DC characters and elements © & ™ DC Comics. (s16)-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

The Donald

$9.99

$9.99
What does Donald drink? One Size Fits All: Which is great because beverage containers, like hands, come in many sizes.Made in North Carolina: I BLEED red, white & blue!Insulates: Keeps the drinks cold, keeps the drinks hot.Machine Washable: Put this in the laundry and the maid will take care of it, if you have a maid.American Jobs: USA! USA! USA! I'M THE PRESIDENT!

Fish You Were Here

$9.99

$9.99
See you on the dark side of the lagoon.   From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?!Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana.Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us.Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water.American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

I Kitty the Fool

$9.99

$9.99
Kitty got no time for the jibba-jabba. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Bromance

$9.99

$9.99
BREW LOVE   One Size Fits All: It fits those red cups you and your bros use to play beer pong! Made in North Carolina: Made in the south. How romantic.Insulates: Makes your drink feel like you're giving it a solid bro-hug. Makes it feel loved.Machine Washable: So you spilled beer on your Bromance Freaker?! No problem bro.American Jobs: Buying this supports a company owned by Americans, unlike most major beer brands.

Bouquet

$9.99

$9.99
Merci bouquet.   One Size Fits All: Fits over bottle shapes as diverse as the types of flowers the earth provides.Made in North Carolina: If you hold this one to your nose after a warm spring shower, it will smell just like a Freaker is supposed to smell like.Multi-purpose: We've put these bottle sleeves on vases to compliment and contrast the flowers that are in there and they look pretty dope.Machine Washable: You take care of your bottle covers and they will take care of you.American Jobs: Believe it or not, the majority of flowers you buy in stores are imported from countries other than America. Not these flowers. These flowers are stitched right here in America, so thank you for supporting local flower designs.  

Straight Outta Campton

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
...crazy mothafreaker name Bigfoot -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Sugar High

$9.99

$9.99
A strong, independent skull that don't need no body.   -Glittery Yarn!  Because there's no such thing as too much bling. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Big Booty

$9.99

$9.99
Usually comes in a big chest.  One Size Fits All: We've all got bones. They come in all shapes and sizes. That's why we made the Freaker to fit different things because we're not shapeist. That's a thing. Hashtag it. Made in North Carolina: We're pretty Osteologist call North Carolina "The Fibula of America." We don't know why and we didn't ask, so that's a fact now.Insulates: Freakers are well known devices that keep the cold of a frosty beverage from sinking deep into the bone.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Thank you for supporting Americans from sea to shining sea!

Forget Me Now

$9.99

$9.99
Erase that huge mistake.   One Size Fits All: We make it so there's no shame in getting the big bottle. Sometimes you need it to make it through.Made in North Carolina: Drug are bad, ok?Secures: This will keep your bottles safe. The contents inside, not so much because that's what lids do. We think you're supposed to consume those in the recommended doses.Machine Washable: make sure you take it off the bottle before you throw it in.American Jobs: We can't do what we do without you! Thank you.

Stormy Troopers

$9.99

$9.99
Are you a target? Because I miss you a lot. One Size Fits All: Just like our uniforms, one size, fits all bottle shapes. It just stretches.Made in North Carolina: This ain’t no galaxy far, far away. It’s in America, right above South Carolina.Insulates: We’ve not yet tested Freakers at -455 degrees, but we will someday… *stares at binary sunset*Regular Laundry Approved: Who are we kidding, your Ran-D will take good care of it for you.American Jobs: If we could give you a huge parade and a shiny metal, we would. All the honors.

Ohio State

$11.99

$11.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Clyde

$9.99

$9.99
Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No tailoring required for this bad boy.Made in North Carolina: Went down a rabbit hole googling the phrase "Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome." It's very adult. I wouldn't recommend it.Insulates: Fits and functions like a suit is supposed to!Machine Washable: No dry cleaning required.American Jobs: The materials used to make this product are grown in a field not far from where Bonnie and Clyde were captured in Louisiana. 

Bonnie

$9.99

$9.99
 Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No need to resize this fine diamond pattern. It fits over wine, beer, and whiskey bottles.Made in North Carolina: We said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!Protects: Putting this Freaker on your bottles let's the world know you have someone who loves you. We do!!!Launderable: Unlike that stunning dress, this thing can handle the regular wash cycle.American Jobs: The best part about this. You don't need three months salary to afford it!

Tom Brady

$13.99

$13.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2017-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Tug Life

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Dear Mama, the Tug Life chose me. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Hooters

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Owl night long! (owl night) -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Tropickle

$9.99

$9.99
Tropic like it's hot. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Big Willie

$9.99

$9.99
Everything is bigger in Texas... good thing these stretch. #BigWillieStyle   One Size Fits All: The perfect thing to slid over your Lone Star Pounders or Shiner Bock. The guy writing this used to live in Texas. He knows you. Made in North Carolina: Wilmington is kinda like if Houston and Austin had a kid. We are weird, yet we're a proud, growing sport city that was recently hit by a hurricane. If the boot fits...Eliminates Bottle Sweat: With this Texas Flag bottle cover, you'll tell every moist handshake, don't mess with Texas!Launderable: Wash with your favorite pair of jeans because it works just as hard out there.American Jobs: It fills our heart as big and bright as the stars. Thanks for your support!

Snailed It!

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
How do snails fight?  They slug it out.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Bear Meets World

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya!   One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug.Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief.Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing.Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle.American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.  

Very Expensive Wine

$9.99

$9.99
Sips about to go down.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Full Petal Jacket

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
The power of flower.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Laces Out

$9.99

$9.99
It was all that Dan Marino's fault.  Everyone knows that. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Doggie Paddle

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Sea dawg. Sea dawg paddle.  Paddle, dawg, paddle.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Rocky

$9.99

$9.99
Fresh air, fond memories, and freaked bottles served daily. One Size Fits All:  Made in North Carolina: 100% American made, so our families get paid.Insulates: Keeps your beverage cool on your hikes.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Buy American!

BATMAN™ Suit

$11.99

$11.99
All DC characters and elements © & ™ DC Comics. (s16)One Size Fits All: As versatile as this hero's famous utility belt.Made in North Carolina: But we all live in Gotham on some level...Insulates: It fits snug against the body of your favorite bottle to help regulate the temperature of the contents.Machine Washable: Might want to take this one to the cleaners to get it crisp, but whatever works.American Jobs: Nothing better than packing up one of these American legends to send to another American legend. You!

Screw It

$9.99

$9.99
I mean, wine not? -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

I Am Froot

$9.99

$9.99
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple ;-)  -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Jelly Good Fellow

$10.99 $6.99

$6.99
You jelly, bro? -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Noonan

$9.99

$9.99
Noonan! Nnnnnnnoonan! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Winestone Cowboy

$9.99

$9.99
Cowboy outfits: The original ranch dressing.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Happy Flag

$10.99

$10.99
Giddy giddy gumdrop WEEEE!  Unshockingly, made with glitter yarns! One Size Fits All: For all the colors of the rainbow.Made in North Carolina: But it's heart is wherever you are.Shields: Your hands from bottle sweat and your mind from negative energy. It's like a dream catcher like that.Machine Washable: It prefers a mixture of sunshine and misty showers.American Jobs: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 3 is that magic number.

Donut Panic

$9.99

$9.99
Donut freak out.  Freak on!   One Size Fits All: This particular Freaker enjoys being slipped over a liter of the finest local chocolate milk.Made in North Carolina: We have award-winning doughnuts all over this state. You seen Wake 'n' Bake? No? Get on it!Insulates: Keeps that chocolate milk we talked about cold.Machine Washable: If you use this Freaker as an impromptu napkin during sugary snacking, we recommend washing with like colors. American Jobs: Donut Panic!!! It's time to make 'em!! That's as American as it gets!

Take Me To Your Litter

$9.99

$9.99
Meow-ta this world!    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Queen Bee

$9.99

$9.99
Show me the honey.  SHOW. ME. THE. HONEY!   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Free Hugs

$9.99

$9.99
Wrap those lovin' arms around me.   One Size Fits All: Fits at least eight different bottle sizes. One for each tentacle.Made in North Carolina: This particular breed of octopus is call the Freakarius Raritius.Insulates: It wraps itself around your bottle and doesn't let go!!Machine Washable: It washes best when pre-rinsed in warm ocean water.American Jobs: Release the Kraken!!!! Please.

North Carolina Flag

$9.99

$9.99
I mean come on, we made Cheerwine and Michael Jordan y'all. One Size Fits All:  Makes a great gift for any beverage connoisseur.Made in North Carolina: That's right, Michael Jordan plays basketball on our highways.Insulates: Keeps your can of Cheerwine nice and cool. Most importantly, it keeps you cool.Machine Washable: Don't throw it in the Cape Fear River to wash it, whatever you do!American Jobs: Thanks for supporting American made products!

Feast Mode

$9.99

$9.99
I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no stuffing. One Size Fits All: 12oz bottle. 16oz can. 18oz can bottle. 24oz can. 40oz bottle. Whatever you're about to pound down on while grubbin' up. Made in North Carolina: We asked our medium to channel Mary Brewster, who was at the first Thanksgiving and she said the yam bake served at that first meal was imported from North Carolina. That's according to our medium, anyway.Destroys Bottle Sweat: No coasters necessary. Dry handshakes in abundance.Machine Washable: Keep it clean.American Jobs: We woke up in FEAST MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!