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Zach
Mr. CEO
Keeper of the pocket egg

Zach ditched his Amish lifestyle after responding to a request to be on ABC's The Bachelor. After coming in contact with ice and receiving a moist handshake, Zach made it his mission to put an end to bottle sweat the American way!

Audrey
Design Queen

Before Freaker, Audrey competed in pogo-sticking competitions around the world. She is the mastermind behind some of Freakers most hilarious designs.

Daniel
Awesome Sales Manager

Daniel has always had a growing desire to become an animal. He's lured out of the office by shiny objects and leaves in order to preach the good vibes of Freaker USA on the road.

Drake
Retail Website Sweet Boy

Upon request he'll send you a topless photo of himself. In the meantime, he keeps busy by tying coconuts to retail boxes and waiting for African Swallows to swoop them up.
Carlos
Master of Pizza Imagery
Carlos is world renowned for photographing savory slices of pizza and once lost his camera lens in a buffet at Pizza Hut. 
In 20 years Carlos will most likely be found in an underground bunker mapping out a plan of attack for the human resistance after Siri and Alexa turn against human beings.

Jeff
Sales Support Dude
Outbound Honcho

Jeff uses the power of his teddy-bear-garcia-soft-dad voice to close all the sales in town, often melting the phone. He'll also create you a mixed tape that will make ya feel like Soul Train just pulled into your living room!
Kevin
Production Manager

Kevin keeps his identity hidden.  We actually don't know anything about Kevin, he's a big mystery.  He showed up at the office one day and hasn't left since.  All we know is that.
Taddy
Experimental Social Bee

Taddy's extensive background in the circus enables her to juggle the social media accounts, where she refers to hashtags as "hash browns."  Once she was trapped in a television series and forced to interact with ghosts.
Geoff
Digital Dignitary

Geoff goes by many names. Ge-off, Pete, Sweet P, Geoffster, Bubbles. We’re certain he lives inside the internet and his body is an advanced hologram. He insists he is allergic to snow.
Mr. Pete
Office Dog
Drinks pee while smacking his lips.
Girlfriend
Office Dog
Prettiest eyelashes at the dog park
Banjo
Office Dog
Loves a good convertible.
Benny
Office Dog
So darn cute, he's irresistible.
Myron
Office Dog
Sneaky good at getting pets.