Bear Meets World
Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya!
One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug.
Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief.
Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing.
Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle.
American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.