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Bitch Please

$9.99

The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian!

 

One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes.

Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch.

Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge.

Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.

American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

 

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