Chile Nelson

Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.

If you put this Freaker on the right bottle, get 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends

Hello, I’m a FREAKER!  There’s elastic knit throughout my BEAUTIFUL body, giving me the ability to stretch and fit BEER, SPORTS, WATER & WINE containers!  I protect your hands from icy-sweaty beverages, keep your drinks COLD and you looking snazzy!  Goodbye soggy napkins, moist Handshakes, and table & cup holder puddles that drip on you every time you take a freakin drink!

MADE IN THE FREAKIN’ USA - Patent # 8,104,636