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ColoRADo Socks

$15.99

-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back.

-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*

-Machine Washable!

-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

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Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: Hey! That's in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

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One Size Fits All: It is visibly impenetrable on a 2L-bottle. Think about that.Made in North Carolina: The Tar Heel State is gettin' it!Insulates: Max protection for your cold, age appropriate beverages.Machine Washable: As with anything, you use it, you clean it.American Jobs: Every cent you spend on this bottle sweater supports one of your neighbors who loves working hard. Thank you.

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One Size Fits All: Just like Earl, this thing is versatile.Made in North Carolina: This state is home to about 10 million people. A bunch of them work for us.Insulates: Have you ever walked around a party with a wet napkin under your drink? Stop that. Buy this.Machine Washable: 30min. and you're done. There's a lot of things you can do in 30min.American Jobs: There are about 150 million jobs in America. Thanks supporting one of the good guys.

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One Size Fits All: That face... it says it all.Made in North Carolina: We don't know what a Tar Heel is, but it's running around right now making this thing just for you.Insulates: If you like cold beverages, this Freaker will help keep it that way. Machine Washable: We recommend throwing Jarred in with the "Delicates".American Jobs: God Bless America. Thank you for buying local. It makes a huge difference.
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One Size Fits Most: Studies have shown that wearing Freaker Feet automatically makes you a better dancer.Made in North Carolina: Sometimes we wear socks with sandals here.Machine Washable: Put a sock in it...your washer that is.American Jobs: AMERRRICAAAA!

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