Why are cat butts always eye level?
DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN
One Size Fits All: This one looks good on a jug of catnip Tea.
Made in North Carolina: Where felines roam them there hillsides.
Insulates: it's like, fur your bottle. Get it?!
Machine Washable: This one can'r clean itself either.
American Jobs: Where the house cats are better security guards than the dogs.