We've taken it upon ourselves to knight a Mustache of the Day. Here are some of the highlights. For kids.
The first Mustache of the Day Award obviously went to this guy. For obvious reasons of obvious award-winning merit.
Bill Murray deserves awards all the time. Today it's for his decisions on facial hair.
Mustache of the Life award probably has to go to Tom Selleck by default. Tom Selleck, waterfalls, sandwiches, and more Tom Selleck.
And to end it all, end it all forever, here is a mustached Danny Trejo holding a dove.
Godspeed. For the kids.